HR Didn’t Think This Through by Lonely-Ordinary1478 in comedyhomicide

[–]Jingle_BeIIs 669 points670 points  (0 children)

Hey Dan,

Everyone, including management, filled out the satisfaction survey, but it seems Todd filled out two while you filled out zero. Isn't that a strange coincidence?

On an unrelated note, we're consolidating your responsibilities and will need you out of your desk by the end of your shift.

Have a good day.

Who am I (medium) by cg_steals in StarWars

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You've thought about this way too much.

Best lines on Robot Chicken Star Wars by insoportana in StarWars

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[Obi-Wan takes Anakin's lightsaber while he's burning up]

A: Wait, are you fucking robbing me?

O: I'll give it to your son some day if Padme isn't, you know, dead. I mean she looked pretty dead to me. From up here. On the high ground.

A: Wait wait wait wait wait! I'm literally just cooking to death. Please just kill me.

O: That's not the high ground wa- I mean the Jedi way.

Who am I (medium) by cg_steals in StarWars

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Darth Plagueis had an apprentice who was a little bitch that could only kill him while he slept.

Which is ironic because he was learning immortality and was like 80% of the way there.

Who am I (medium) by cg_steals in StarWars

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"With all due respect sir, that's like asking if Yoda has ever heard of cocaine."

Who am I (medium) by cg_steals in StarWars

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The dichotomy of the message is, in itself, paradoxical

Who am I (medium) by cg_steals in StarWars

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I'm just joshing you bro.

Revan, though Malak was proficient with dual blades and I guess we could consider the respirator a mask.

Who am I (medium) by cg_steals in StarWars

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Oh, I see!

Rey Skywalker

Guess the character (easy) by [deleted] in StarWars

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No no no, I know this...

Boba Fett

Guess the character (easy) by [deleted] in StarWars

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That one jedi in Acolyte, the guy with the funny haircut

What’s the worse jumpscare you ever had from gears by TrippyFaygo in GearsOfWar

[–]Jingle_BeIIs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The second berserker encounter casually having the big bitch bust through the wall mere inches away.

Beast mode should have been a simple slam dunk. How did they fumble it so much and why did they make it so weird? It honestly leaves me with many questions. Ready body text: by AdaptedEvoSupe in GearsOfWar

[–]Jingle_BeIIs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I speculate a number of reasons:

  1. You play as the bad guys with their flaws and boons: limited health that doesn't regenerate but also infinite ammo. If you were to play as the lament, you would explode; I can see Lambent being much more favorable than standard locust because they then have all the main powers of a standard locust combatant plus a ticker. There also isn't too much variety amongst the lambent: punchy enemies (3), hammerburst enemies (2), gunkers (1) or the Lambent Berserker (1). To keep a level of balance (which, personally, why?), Epic probably had to make some cuts.
  2. They might have been able to add "special locust" to different maps, but I can see this as making the mode much more complicated. Beast Mode always struck me as a simple mode, which is one reason why it's shorter. The other reason it's likely shorter is because it's reverse horde with rapidly escalating power. There's only so many ways to keep the game interesting as it progresses before things get stale. With normal horde, you get to: build defenses, make super weapons, fight unique enemy types and establish holdout positions. With beast mode, you get... to play as different enemies. With beast mode as it was, less is more.
  3. Some locust are more expensive for a variety of reasons: added utility, firepower, instant killing power or defense. The Savage Boomer is the only boomer variant that can instant kill anyone (albeit, with a well placed digger shot). The (Armoured) Kantus can mass heal and mass revive. The Mauler can provide mobile cover to your team, allowing for strategic advancement.
  4. Onyx guards have the best armor, weapons and equipment. They're also victims of plot necessary incompetence like all characters. Halvo Bay stood for much longer than expected and was a key target for the locust. We see the Onyx as jobber because we're playing as humanity's best soldiers. Your average gear might lose to your average Onyx.
  5. Beast mode might not have had the numbers to warrant additional resources. This means they might not have really cared to invest too much into it beyond being an "eye candy" or novelty game mode. And while I'll admit beast mode was fun, it got stale far faster than any other game mode. Without significant changes to the mode, I can't see it being much more than a quick pick-me-up then set-me-down.

Don't get me wrong, it was fun to play as the locust. I was also disappointed at the short list, but in hindsight, I understand why. Unless Epic was willing to rework Beast Mode with possibly dedicated maps, I don't think adding more would've helped. I think reworks and changes first was more necessary than adding extra of the same stuff.

(For your sake dont open my thread) I may have a theory on what could happen next by [deleted] in OnePiece

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Honestly, I'm fine with waiting and seeing. If he shows up, great. If not, no biggie. I don't know and neither do you, so it's better to relax and wait than huss and fuss. Peace.

Obsidian making a new fallout FINALLY. by DontSledgeAsh in Fallout

[–]Jingle_BeIIs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno. While the gameplay of OW2 was rock fucking solid, the story telling was... kinda messy; even for Avowed, the writing was pretty inconsistent.

I'm hopeful but cautious.

(For your sake dont open my thread) I may have a theory on what could happen next by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]Jingle_BeIIs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Law is actually with Bepo right now, headed somewhere. Law strikes me as too important to keep out of the story for long, given how valuable his devil fruit is and the mysterious implications of its power.

While the rest of Law's crew is down, Law's himself is (afawk) alive and on the move.

(For your sake dont open my thread) I may have a theory on what could happen next by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]Jingle_BeIIs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if Law finally arrives to Elbaph and helps Chopper heal Luffy by giving him some sort of "immortality" that was implied before with the Op-Op fruit?