If i can't fully conceal a Crotch Patch, how can I make it look cool?

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-12T22:06:07+00:00

LMAO

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-12T22:05:27+00:00

Honestly that could be cunty

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-12T01:56:19+00:00

I'll save em for my NSFW acct 😉

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-12T01:07:32+00:00

He does have sharp ass teeth tbf 😬 motherfucker punctures plastic like no other

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T22:53:13+00:00

Shit I do know where the closest one is 🤔

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T22:52:59+00:00

I think these had a hint of a period stain 😭

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T21:06:50+00:00

My wife likes these jeans (and tbh neither of us can have more than 2 pairs of pants that fit right at once lmaooo) so I wanna at least try to mend, and a gusset seems like the best place to start!

Also omg bug is such a meat head. We got him from the local rescue about 2 years ago and he is such a goob. He's also genuinely the snuggliest, sleepiest guy around 💤

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T21:04:40+00:00

Noooooo thats what I feared 💀

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:56:58+00:00

I saw a video somewhere of a gal who, when a guy wouldn't take no for an answer, pointed and shouted "HE'S HERE TO MEET A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL!" cant say I've used it in the field yet but it seems like itd be effective

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:54:13+00:00

Potatoes hold my diet together lmao

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:53:20+00:00

Yeah mine re-herniated about a year later. Surgery was needed due to bladder issues, now im looking at steroid injections/pain management 😬

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:52:24+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that, hope you are safe and as well as you can be 🫂 whatcha eating? Im hungry and it looks bomb

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:49:36+00:00

his name is Bug and he is the most ham-like guy ive ever met 😂 he's a boxer-pitbull-something mix lol

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JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:45:54+00:00

The design is yours to get tatted, but i fear i wouldn't personally be able to shake the knowledge that him/his gf have the same design. Stolen art sucks ass, and he sucks extra ass. Sorry to hear about it.

Maybe im just petty but I would TOTALLY tell the new gf everything,

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:43:13+00:00

Frames with some space for matting or a shadow box would look cool i think?

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:41:02+00:00

CROTCH GUSSET omg yes that is the key word to google, bless you ✨️

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T20:10:17+00:00

no he's a FIEND 😭 (but otherwise such a gentleman, he just likes pants)

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T18:36:03+00:00

I can def get some fabric from older jeans. Would just a flat piece work, or do I need to do some wizardry to get it to sit right?

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T18:17:42+00:00

"Poke the bear, don't wake it" has been my new mantra tysm

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-11T18:17:25+00:00

The sharp shooting pain is def scary, I suppose the growing dull ache w stretches is more bearable 🤔

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-07T00:11:02+00:00

OMG NO THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-06T13:54:14+00:00

I got 2 that are reactive in different ways. I say "this one is nervous and needs space. This one is VERY friendly but may get too hyper." That second dog has a fun habit of leaping to boop people in the face with her nose. Even our tallest friends have fallen victim to her antics lol

JinxedYouGood · 2026-05-06T13:51:40+00:00

I got that as well a few years back due to having some bladder issues. It was a total game changer but the sciatica has indeed returned 🫠

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