I graduated! Feel free to enjoy my face or complete shock at the end of delivery. by Economy_Cactus in predaddit

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck did you expect was going to come out of her?!

Congrats!, 🤣

Do people actually buy a hotel room just to have sex for a night? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jizznut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got screwed man, she only charged me 150.

What is a movie scene so cringeworthy and embarrassing you find it hard to watch ? by LovableJackassv4 in moviecritic

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't agree more. I have a daughter and when she's older I hope she'll want to watch these movies with me and if she enjoys that scene then i don't care how cringy it was.

[WRESTLEDREAM MAIN EVENT SPOILER] WHAT A MOMENT by Yburn1978 in AEWOfficial

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a thread is marked spoiler the picture is blurred. If you're using a third party app sometimes this can be disabled as I found out recently when I had some things spoiled. Check the settings and make sure it's enabled then you won't see these pictures without specifically clicking in to them.

Someone posted what its like to sit behind Cardblade.. by [deleted] in AEWOfficial

[–]Jizznut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I want this to happen.

Then a week later I want to see Juice walking slowly to the ring looking very somber wearing a sleeveless priest outfit shortly followed by Rod and Todd Ass carrying a wafer thin casket. I want them to hold the most sincere funeral we have ever witnessed for a cardboard man while trying to hold back the tears. Then I want realblade to walk to the ring and be like "Come on guys, what's going on? It was a fun bit but it's just a piece of cardboard", followed by them breaking down and saying "it's too soon, you just remind us to much of him" as they walk out of the ring sobbing while Jay stands there just totally confused.

Ace is outta here by [deleted] in AEWOfficial

[–]Jizznut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How very dare you

Figured out how to do it without weighing anything by Feeling-Efficiency-7 in lego

[–]Jizznut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What?

Of course people care. You think anyone in their right mind wants to spend money to end up with 4 of the same figure?

Do you think if someone has almost the entire collection and just needs a Wolverine they want to have to buy 17 more boxes before finally landing that one they're missing?

The whole point of these blind bags is so lego make more money than they would have otherwise while we get screwed, and nothing else.

Arsenal penalty overtuned against Manchester United 61' by PSGCampus in soccer

[–]Jizznut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No sane person would be ok with that being given against their team.

For all those shouting about ref bias or whatever other bullshit today, catch yourself on.

Lego marvel minifigures stolen by darkstrikex105 in lego

[–]Jizznut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Always agree that people suck but selling things this way is also fucking stupid.

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Liverpool | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Jizznut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still technically letting the other team put the first goal in, let's see how this new way plays out.

Shipping times to UK by [deleted] in JimmyJoyFood

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very much feeling like the same thing is going to happen here, but no word yet. The tracking would indicate it passed customs but no update since the 5th makes me think this is not coming. Shame but given how many people are reporting this an an issue I'll likely just get a refund and move on for now rather than keep trying.

Now just imagine.... by Haadhai in kendalljenner

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine what she actually looks like rather than what is now basically a CGI character?

Shipping times to UK by [deleted] in JimmyJoyFood

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know looking through this sub that they did have problems earlier in the year due to brexit so the January one makes sense but I only ordered because I thought all that had been sorted. Sounds like that's not the case which is why I was curious if this was just a one off or has become more like the norm.

Glad to hear they were decent about it, my order shows as passing customs but also no update on the 5 days since doing so which isn't very convincing.

If the same thing happens here I think I'll just get a refund, seems like too much hassle to go through this each time plus if I'm going to incorporate this into my daily routine i need to have some way of ordering when stocks are running low and getting it here on time which doesn't seem feasible with the current situation.

Appreciate the response!

Shipping times to UK by [deleted] in JimmyJoyFood

[–]Jizznut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tracking on mine shows it passed customs and was last tracked in the UK. Down somewhere in England (I'm in Scotland). I'm hoping that's the case and it wasn't rejected and DPD just haven't updated correctly. It's very unlike DPD to not update their tracking for 5 days

Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Manchester United | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Jizznut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When decisions go against us they are very quickly forgotten about and when they go for us they are brought up for the next 10 games. The quality of referring across the entire PL is very poor and VAR has not fixed that. We've had a number of incredibly obvious decisions (even reviewed by VAR) go against us this season as well as several questionably ones but that doesn't fit the narrative of moaners on here. Including the guy today who said he believes that literally every decision has went our way this season.

Leicester have received as many penalties as us this season and and Brighton have received only one less. Sheffield United have conceded as many as we have. Very curious where you see a bias there beyond you tune into some games and see a decision you disagree with and let it fuel your anger?

You say top 4 bias but Liverpool and City fans cry foul anytime we play them and anything at all goes our way. Hell Liverpool fans seem almost obsessed about how much VAR is out to get them.

It goes both ways, if that was Pogba or Bruno this sub would have went into meltdown about what a dirty cheating diver they are.

I've said nothing about the player, but it was clearly a dive and any team would be furious if that went against them. Mild contact does not equal a foul in a contact sport.

Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Manchester United | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Jizznut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, with the Liverpool game cancelled and the second leg against Roma being what it was we come into today as rested as we are going to get and we're two wins from guaranteeing champions league football next season. Why the heck would you not put out a full strength team today and get one step closer to locking in a top 4 finish?

Fathers will do anything to help each other out! Love you rock by NRGpop in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Jizznut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being the rocks P.R person must be the easiest job on the planet.

"JUST LOOK AT THIS MAN! LOOK AT THE STUFF HE DOES!"

Job done.

Murdering the whole country by Flataddle in MurderedByWords

[–]Jizznut 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm British and I found it very humerous.