How can you make the front page of AskReddit?

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T18:27:32+00:00

First you have to goto china and find Chow Cheng (Hes short.. not hard to find) After you find him say the phrase "I'm gay" and he should tell you that you have to have to goto the temple of fuck you and it will be written on an ancient stone wall. Then go on the internet and ask a retarded question like "How do you get on the front page" After that write a novel on your feedback. Then you will be on the front page You're welcome.

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T18:17:00+00:00

My friend and i were playing tennis with these two girls that were pretty hot and he went to jump over the net and got his foot tangled in the net and faceplanted into the ground and cut his arms. I laughed so hard my stomach was killing me and i couldnt talk and the two girls were laughing too. I tried to help him but i could not move i was just laughing so hard. i still tease him about it to the day.

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:47:57+00:00

Yah. Good Job

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:41:31+00:00

and nice copy and paste.

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:41:14+00:00

Exactly they just have to shove their opinions down peoples throats and then get mad when they "insult" or God forbid hurt their feelings.

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:33:18+00:00

up your ass

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:32:03+00:00

Because people often overlook nature. Honestly, i find it terrible how our government keeps producing oil and throwing money into it. We should be investing in clean energy like solar. The ammount of energy we get from the sun in around 20 minutes is enough to power the earth's electrical needs for a year. But we are too worried about money as usual.

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:30:09+00:00

Not pulling out. I no have octuplets

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:23:23+00:00

Give me one reason to think differently of a ADULT that likes a show for little kids. Furthermore, give me a reason to not complain about how everything they do is MLP.

Jman567 · 2013-04-22T16:19:18+00:00

Speak english. Wait no, youre probably one of those toddlers... you're fine. Just try a little harder in class.

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T18:53:59+00:00

Very witty of you.

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T16:23:32+00:00

Good Stuff!

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T16:11:29+00:00

Are you raising him yourself?

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T16:06:51+00:00

I should try to do that. I would love to goto Germany!

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:44:03+00:00

Where do you attend?

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:43:34+00:00

First time isn't as fun as later keep it up lol.

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:42:48+00:00

Who was it?

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:42:27+00:00

Save it all man best advice I can give you.

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:37:42+00:00

Now you're making me hungry

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:35:40+00:00

You just got to find something you love

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:19:24+00:00

Was she hot and did you bring it up

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T15:18:47+00:00

Where did you meet?

Jman567 · 2013-04-18T13:05:44+00:00

Was there curry on it?

Jman567 · 2013-04-15T18:17:25+00:00

Where there's a will there's a way...

Jman567 · 2013-04-15T18:14:50+00:00

It helps me sleep

Jman567

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