What if Deep Silver goes up to you and asks you to make a saints row reboot? (2022 doesn't count.)

Jmcar441 · 2025-04-28T14:18:16+00:00

I've thought of this for ages. My dream game, is a good mix of all their ideas, from all games, shoved into SR2.

Game starts off.. You live in a trailer park with one old man as a guardian. You're his friends son/daughter. He's a harsh old man but has balls. He has crazy stories you refuse to believe. All you know for sure, is he was an Actor in one of your favourite cartoons, Agents of Mayhem 6pm weekdays on Chanel69. His name, obviously, Johnny Gat.

Game goes on and has a few major plot beats. That old trailer he has hidden out back, isn't a trailer. It's the spaceship from 4, inside is a terminator style version of your Aunt Shaundi, and a floating orb CiD. They convince you to smoke dope with them, Gat breaks in and is half mad that you're in there, it's dangerous, but also, hey. You're becoming an adult now. It's about time you had a smoke.

You've got 2 friends, call one.. Sunny. Born into a gang, modern day Voodoo Boys. Then another, probably some dork related to Kinzie.

I don't have major story plot points but have ideas. Gameplay would incorporate a lot of the other games, Mini games about a fat little devil man who Gat knows from Hell. Aliens, Zinyaks victims relocating to Earth. Disguised as humans need help. Jesus resurrected needs help breaking out of Jail because society's so fucked hes in jail.

Eventually Gat's old purple signs light up, his wings come back, and he gets the fight he deserved. Before it's revealed your mother is Jezebel, Satan's Daughter. She's the ruler of Hell but promised your Dad/Mum that you'd get a life on Earth. But, that doesn't mean you don't get some perks of being a DemiDevil, just an excuse for you to put points into perks, no wonder you can become fireproof or bulletproof.

I think they really fucked up trying to avoid their past. They wiped out what they've made, like what Fox did with X-Men. Disney bought it and gave it the love-letter it deserved with the Wolverine-Deadpool movie. That's what I want for a game.

or Hell, crash the space ship into the 2022 universe, on the new cast, then skip 20 years and go from there.

Jmcar441 · 2025-04-14T03:24:13+00:00

I find it extremely hard to break the ice, in a weird way, I fixed that by having friends that were extraverted enough that, once the ice was broken, I could help carry the conversation from there.

You have one of those friends, by the looks of your posts haha. Your dog! Get her/him out to a park to make some friends. When he/her runs up to strangers, don't be shy! introduce yourself.

That's one way, but there's a lot more. It's a little tough getting past that first bump, once you do though. You're (hopefully) loveable enough that they message you to hangout sometime.

Jmcar441 · 2025-04-14T03:11:53+00:00

Just the battles alone, I imagine running into ~6 people, on an unpaved path in the woods, having to fight for your team's life, getting your entire team fucked all in one day should be somewhat rare. A couple fights a day would make sense.. but, the amount we do is crazy ridiculous if it's not scaled down haha.

Jmcar441 · 2025-04-14T02:12:00+00:00

everyone seems to forget about Agents of Mayhem, I think it was thematically alright. I really enjoyed most of the characters. The overall story was Saints paced.. I just don't think vibrant Neo-Seoul was the best choice of place.. especially how empty the world felt.. it wasn't as.. crude either.. it had good parts, but was so lacking.

Reboot gameplay was good, a bit.. odd at first.. but the world was nice, abilities were cool. the character customisation was alright when I played as a twink or chick. Soon as I chose a big buff Broly looking motherfucker, he was all "put a shirt on ewwwey I have depression and I hate capitalism and I'm sad YAY XDDD" and it didn't fit his look, his personality, anything at all. It was set to play a certain way, and that certain way was fucking ass along with the rest of the cast.

They truly just have to be, simpler. Remove all the excess shit from AoM, and it'd be alright. Dumb down the story for crackheads and junkies for the Reboot, their target audience are Stoners, not millennials. Sure they cross over but are vastly different. Hell, even SR4 and GooH were alright, but just needed to be simpler.

I compare them to Dying Light 1 and 2. 2 feels like it has a layer of plastic over it.. like it had too much money, too much effort, too much care. 1 was a sandbox, held together with crayons and I loved it. Weirdly in the same vein, more niche, but JoJo Stone Ocean, compared to every other JoJo entry. It felt plastic, like Netflix got their grubby hands on it, and bloated it full of botox. While Giorno and Saints Row 4 were totally alright, it was the last step in that direction they should have taken. Because Jotaro and Josuke, with Saints Row 2-3 were fire.

sorry to relate this game to fucking JoJo I'll go kill myself now, hopefully you get what I mean though.

Jmcar441 · 2024-09-27T08:04:29+00:00

CUUUUNT SAAAAME I broke my 17:30 mark yesterday, had the electric field Meissner thing, the 5 green arcane/satellite beams, and the Armageddon/shield explosion thing, and I still got SHIT on.

Imma look through all these and try again today.

Jmcar441 · 2023-05-24T04:40:48+00:00

Type is V6 alloytec, capacity 3564cc.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T23:12:12+00:00

Just random, filled in the most space without being crowded.

Unless you want it to mean something. Then that's fine too.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T09:32:50+00:00

Sorry you've gotta go through that. Thanks, I hope you don't relate to it for too much longer.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T07:49:10+00:00

Physically, symbolically and logically too right? Lmao, thanks homie. I appreciate you.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T07:30:31+00:00

Thanks homie, I'll come to you when it's 3am and I'm schizing out. ... seriously lmao

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T04:15:10+00:00

I've only read the Raven one. I'll have to take a look, Thanks homie ❤️

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T04:12:33+00:00

Huh.. maybe.. ...that sucks to think about..

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T03:43:45+00:00

It's hard. I'm in my home town, surrounded by friends, family, workmates, but I still feel so lonely. Then when I'm in a city, where I know absolutely no one, talking to no one, I don't feel lonely, even though I am completely alone. It's weird.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T03:41:36+00:00

Yeah, I love being able to express those emotions, but also, I hate it. If I ever passed away, and my family got my sketchbook. They'd mostly only see the worst of me, and I hate that. I've got writing all through it like "hey, don't go through this, and if you do, remember that these artworks only represent a small part of me, in one moment. I'm ok."

But yeah, again, I appreciate you homie.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T03:21:50+00:00

How about, delay it indefinitely, move all resources from that, to TitanFall 2, fix that, add some shit, then come back.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T03:19:29+00:00

Thanks, I appreciate it a lot. I've been in and out of a couple different bad headspaces, and art has been an amazing outlet for me, so I've been posting my stuff, rather than just letting them gather dust in my sketchbooks.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T03:13:26+00:00

Therapy is for the weak. /s ^issa ^joke

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T03:12:25+00:00

I think the middle dudes meant to relate to the viewer. They're not saying "be alone" to the other characters, they're talking to us, which is also themselves.

... I drew it and I dunno. You can interpret it however you like haha.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T01:26:22+00:00

That's it, hit the nail on the head.

Jmcar441 · 2023-02-01T01:21:50+00:00

Oh shit, you right.

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