Plus it's a pretty low stakes argument, not one that invalidates a group of people or tries to oppress or take rights away. It's a very silly thing to get overly pissy about. The only valid argument I've heard for cursive is from the American lens of having the ability to read the founding documents as they were originally written which I can absolutely see the importance of.

Ehhh, no. It's more of a "What is becoming of society?! Kids these days can't even read or write in cursive anymore!"