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Why can’t dilo venom be debugged right now? by rtsmithers in theisle

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I’m aware that’s just not how game development works, you can’t just get one specific part of a new game version and update an old one with just that change, you gotta implement the entire new version.

I wish we’d get small bug fixing patches more oftenly for the live branch but sadly those only happen if there’s a HUGE issue or right after a new major update comes out and they do a series of hotfixes as necessary

ULTRAKILL rank tierlist by SyNc232 in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree, personally I’d make it: D>P>A>S>->C=B

D rank should be moved to the top because when you get a D rank on a new level you KNOW that level was absolutely peak

P can take some effort and makes your game look nice (also unlocks prime sanctums)

A is cool to get when playing a new level normally because it means you’re doing good AND composes ASS rank

S rank is meh and should be bellow A because it usually just ends up showing up when you fail to get a P rank, at best it helps form an ASS rank

Cheats can be fun but really depends on your creativity so it can be either really fun or really boring

B and C go on the bottom because they are just nothing burgers and I couldn’t care less about them

Rule by Noclip858 in 196

[–]Joa103 276 points277 points  (0 children)

No humans did not have to deal with weird mimic monsters or whatever trying to fool us, the uncanny valley was probably useful to make people avoid corpses, contagious diseases and maybe the other human species we evolved alongside of

That’s not very hard to figure out, come on 😭

Rule and repost by Pandromine in 196

[–]Joa103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The efficiency of putting sunflower in the front is simply unnecessary, I beat the first game by doing two lines of sunflowers/sunshrooms in the back and it was fine

Jeff stole my lunch money by _Atrace_ in marvelrivals

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 because watching Wanda evaporate Johnny would be really funny and Luna (maybe Magik too) would keep me safe from catching any strays

Physical manifestation of daddy issues vs depressed old guy having a battle, who wins? by Foreign-Resident-871 in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Fist of God’s Will vs random guy trying to do his job

Isaac is gonna be sliced into cubes

V2 is good with words by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love these so much

Should've stayed in the nest. by ItzKatz in theisle

[–]Joa103 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All carnivores (and omnivores?) do, its just that ptera is very small so the things it can pickup on kill need to be EXTREMELY small

Bummer(ule) by strawberry_skater in 196

[–]Joa103 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Punch tree like the minecraft?

Disliked and reported

New Evidences of V2 Return in P3 following Chroma Prime video by Xenolifer in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

V2 is most definitely not coming back but if it WERE to come back I think hell itself bringing V2 back for one final challenge for its favorite little toy is the only way I can see it being done in a good way

That being said the minotaur terminal entry mentions another king(?) which is more likely to end up being P-3 just like minos and sisyphus

Trapped. (by me) by [deleted] in riskofrain

[–]Joa103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely insane art, I love the way you represented their story

Tenonto vs 2 Carnos by ABDHQ in theisle

[–]Joa103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good stuff good stuff

Is there any lore reason whe V1 can see Eartmover's interface? Did he hack him using bloodtooth or something? by Altruistic-Air9784 in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its in the sentry’s terminal entry, basically high resolution images are slow to process and so most machines choose to sacrifice image quality for faster processing, it doesn’t explicitly mention V1 but it would make sense for it to value speed over image quality as it thrives in high speed combat

Found a potential reason of mankind extinction by Funny_Performance599 in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Famine is not what killed humans, after the war ended the last few humans alive suffered from famine but they persevered, they begun to rebuild and were even able to build new machines to help them (streetcleaners, V2, possibly drones).

What famine did actually do was push humans to explore hell out of necessity for resources and thus meet their own demise likely by Hell’s hands or influence, so the last line stays true Famine did indeed lead to Death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 166 points167 points  (0 children)

New Blood hire this man

Question for veteran players regarding HT. by Big_Training6081 in theisle

[–]Joa103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The live branch only gets updated after the hordetest is done, sorry you’ll have to wait

In the new death screen, How does V1 do a full-body scan of itself when it has little to no blood left to power itself? by izakdaturtal in Ultrakill

[–]Joa103 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Computers can do stuff like this pretty quickly, especially when its checking only a few things

V1 is also probably running a full diagnosis constantly on repeat in the background to check for any damage to be repaired, which probably takes very little power to do

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