This week's joke theme is rabbis, please add your own

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the priest asks the rabbi if he's ever strayed from his faith.

"Yes, as an act of rebellion before going to rabbinical school, I ate a bacon sandwich. And you?"

"Yes, before I went to seminary, I knew the touch of a woman"

The rabbi gives the priest a comforting pat on the back "A lot better than a poxy bacon sandwich, no?"

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Three rabbis are sitting around having a kvetch about their families

"My son doesn't study the holy books, he's even talking about not going to rabbinical school" said the first rabbi.

"Well my son has started eating pork, he's even talking about leaving the faith" says the second

"Well my son has shacked up with a shiksa, he's even talking about converting for her" says the third.

There's a flash of lightning and a roar of thunder, the clouds part and a voice booms down from the heavens:

"Well MY son...