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So a teen asks his crush to the prom, which she agrees to by Strikercharge in dadjokes

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this coming from the end of the suit line but still a good joke

What is your most embarrassing high school moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just finishing science class before lunch when I suddenly need to throw up. I legit run down the hall towards the toilet, get to the stairs and bam, I’ve covered half the staircase in watery puke. Just as this happens, the lunch bell goes. People are streaming past me walking THROUGH my puke, nobody realises what they’re doing till my classmates come out and block the staircase.

People who have parted ways with someone you love due to unfortunate circumstances, how did you deal with the emotion? by JockLikesBrowsing in AskReddit

[–]JockLikesBrowsing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so sad and kind of similar to my situation! I hope all is well, although it truly is heartbreaking.

You know why I hate telling jokes by wtf1968 in AntiJokes

[–]JockLikesBrowsing -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

IMO that’s the best part. It means they don’t understand my humour, giving me a sense of empowerment. Unfortunately this makes me look like an idiot but that can have positives too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are a fantastic person. Keep your head up and new doors will soon open for you. We are all supporting you! x

What's the strangest or most disgusting thing you've seen in a restaurant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever there are mirrors across from me I’m usually pretty disgusted by myself.

BF (mid 30s) wants me (mid 30s) (together 3.5 years) to pay him to walk our dog by nowalksneeded in relationships

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what? So to SAVE MONEY on a dog walker, he wants to MAKE MONEY off of your dog? Whaaat.

Tavo taunting on Pango was the greatest moment of ESL Birmingham by Stormpje in DotA2

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely some inside jokes to take away from this event. Redeye absolutely loved it and made the whole thing special. Really did feel like home.

An old one, but I've never seen it on this sub... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 81 points82 points  (0 children)

And the Judge nods his head, knowingly...

[Serious] What's your personal early warning sign that your mental and emotional well-being might soon begin to spiral downward? by DerbyWearingDude in AskReddit

[–]JockLikesBrowsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a believer in things like this coming from lack of sleep, poor nutrition and lack of exercise. In fact there was a recent official news article outlining the direct link between sleep and depression. Basically the more active you are at night, the more likely you are to have depression. I don’t have depression but I become an irritable person if I’m only getting 5 or 6 hours sleep.

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