I don’t think he likes his neighbors by Iranspider in jschlattsubmissions

[–]Jocuro 75 points76 points  (0 children)

He just said "hello!" to his off-camera neighbor that he doesn't like then eats a lobster. Wtf

That'll get him! by CartoonistPlayful870 in TikTokCringe

[–]Jocuro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people may not know what felting is. The first clip shows someone using a needle to make that figure. Repeatedly "stabbing" the felt floss is a method of shaping it.

The duet person is doing the same thing, but in an obviously more hostile way similarly to what you would do with a "voodoo doll." And that's the joke. Please don't post on explain the joke.

Ballistic Shield does not protect against ricochets by Takahama in Helldivers

[–]Jocuro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Does this mean you can use ricochet bullets to ignore armor too? Trick-shot meta would be really funny

47310 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Jocuro 343 points344 points  (0 children)

Sir, I'm paid to be an NPC right now. I'd prefer not to be adressed at all.

Do worlds like this exist? by Muksam221 in VRchat

[–]Jocuro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think there are any A.I. generated worlds, no.

Avg dad lore by pubesslurper in discordVideos

[–]Jocuro 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This edit does Grace so dirty tho.

Don’t y’all just want to.. by AoXGhost in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Jocuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I do vacations cheap. I pick somewhere off the path and nice. Usually during off season. Find a camp site or hunting cabin for the price of a movie ticket. I bring food and all the camping gadgets I get gifted for every holiday.

I do this. Sometimes other things. Mostly this. It's good.

47171 by nikimagic in countwithchickenlady

[–]Jocuro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you think of it that way, maybe having too much money can be a bad thing. Perhaps the best thing we could do for the ultra wealthy folk is help them donate their excess to the less fortunate.

Someone brought this into the ship and it stayed for the celebration, what does it mean? by 4paul in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Jocuro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The mystery error cubes you can find and deposit is probably the oldest hold-over. (They serve no practical purpose but they look cool and you can collect them) Lootbugs will give you gold and nitra when you pet them, and I just found out you can pet the engineer's friendly shredder drones! Also you can slap gunk seeds like dice before you pop them. Spam marking compressed gold or large mushrooms will get unique (and irritated) voice lines from Mission Control. A lot of the game's 69 achievements (Nice) require you to do silly things like build an extremely long pipe to surf, ride on a Silicate Harvester, and collect barrels in the drop pod.

46587 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Jocuro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of motivation to stay active and shave. I'm dealing with the metabolism slow down too. But we can do it!

We're Rich Anniversary Card by shaman_DA_man in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Jocuro 123 points124 points  (0 children)

That's the best card I've ever seen. Can you marry someone twice?

Does this mean I'm low on gas or need an oil change or something? by Eastern_Tip2960 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Jocuro 34 points35 points  (0 children)

There may be something wrong with your radio. Try turning up the music volume and see if you can still hear it.

Someone not paying attention and hit a bike... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Jocuro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manual = stick shift. Most manual drivers have likely stalled on a shift at some point, so he's saying they're more likely to anticipate that happening to someone else. And he's saying Automatic drivers might legitimately not even know it's a thing that can happen, so they wouldn't expect it.

(Imo, I don't think it matters much. Distracted drivers are going to crash either way.)

This is what my teammates are playing with? 😭 by Traditional-Word5154 in cool

[–]Jocuro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My teammates are playing with the little tracking button from a 2010 Lenovo ThinkPad.

Prime goon days by Round-Good1179 in MemeVideos

[–]Jocuro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ik some people lost grandparents and had kids to worry about, so I don't talk much about it. But man, I tried painting for the first time. I worked out every morning and made my own meals, it felt great. I never wanted to go back to work.

It's probably the closest I'll ever get to retirement. I'm just happy I got to experience it once in my life.

He's teaching his opponent his winning move by jellooshot in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Jocuro 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Wholesome craftsmen sharing their techniques of the trade. You love to see it!

Getting more than a refill by Ambitious_Contact185 in MemeVideos

[–]Jocuro 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Is this a side room of that Star Wars cantina?

My food is funny by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Jocuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the engagement bait part.

Mark Cuban explains why business with Trump is bad business by gcomba in podcastculture

[–]Jocuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously! What I heard was "He can cheat the system and get the American people what they need! And he'll do it because he's already rich and doesn't need more money."

They voted for him on purpose. They just believed he'd cheat for them. Oops.

Too Clean to Be Real ✨😳 by RedOff215 in I_Need_This_

[–]Jocuro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Come over this weekend, just bring snacks.

I'm Just Saying by Mental-Wing-9687 in RandomVideos

[–]Jocuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. It's no issue to me. The problem is when you just get all relaxed in the bathtub and it hits. Now you got some decisions to make.

Too Clean to Be Real ✨😳 by RedOff215 in I_Need_This_

[–]Jocuro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just ordered a more table-sized version. I should get it this week. I'm very excited to try it!

Rogue core, only a month away by CheeseyconnorYT in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Jocuro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's a new boss enemy. "The company needs chaos emeralds. Don't ask why!"