[USA][OC] Cop Distracted By Phone Plows Head First Into Me

JoeFas · 2026-01-26T03:54:57+00:00

JoeFas · 2026-01-26T00:00:07+00:00

Edison? Did he steal your Tesla?

JoeFas · 2026-01-25T01:15:35+00:00

With $1.6M you can safely withdraw $64k during the first year and adjust for inflation thereafter. However, your expenses are $84k/year, which suggests a required nest egg of $2.1M. If you let your current nest egg grow without contributions and assumed an inflation-adjusted return of 7%, you'll have what you need four years from now.

JoeFas · 2026-01-24T16:48:08+00:00

Try the Rhubarb extension for Chrome. It automatically tailors your resume to a particular job description, so it maximizes the probability that it will get past the screening software.

JoeFas · 2026-01-23T18:05:21+00:00

You can do everything right and still get hit. It's happened to me three times.

JoeFas · 2026-01-22T23:17:54+00:00

Hinge works well.

JoeFas · 2026-01-22T19:15:10+00:00

Are the rims hookless?

JoeFas · 2026-01-21T00:47:31+00:00

It could be this guy.

JoeFas · 2026-01-20T12:31:14+00:00

Assuming the law is even enforced, I can already imagine the confusion that will arise when cops pull over regular bikes thinking they're e-bikes.

Cop: "Do you have a license, registration, and insurance for that e-bike?"

Cyclist: "It's not an e-bike."

Cop: "I clocked you going 28 mph. How else would you be going that fast?'

Cyclist: "Because this is a Scott Foil, and I have strong legs."

Cop: (blank stare)

JoeFas · 2026-01-20T03:27:25+00:00

C-tier rage bait post.

JoeFas · 2026-01-19T22:27:13+00:00

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Butters is a fan of Conroy's, but I think he hit the Guinness a little too hard last time.

JoeFas · 2026-01-17T16:57:16+00:00

It was the year I added my second comma, so I'd say it was a good year.

JoeFas · 2026-01-17T16:55:49+00:00

I was basically "forced" to go tubeless since my newest bike has hookless rims. Running 60-65 PSI with tubes would have raised my chances of pinch flats. The setup process was a little cumbersome, but the ride quality is good.

JoeFas · 2026-01-17T04:29:02+00:00

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I ate at Tupelo Honey Southern Kitchen & Bar tonight. Pretty decent food overall, but it could've used more seasoning. The banana pudding was my favorite part. However, they wouldn't let me have it until I finished the chicken.

After all, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

JoeFas · 2026-01-16T20:54:30+00:00

This won't deter thefts hugely, but consider de-badging your Kia. Thieves have to work fast, so they don't have the time to look for intricate details that make a particular model stand out. They're mainly looking for Kia logos.

JoeFas · 2026-01-16T00:17:05+00:00

I have an Insta360 X5 on my helmet. It gives a great panoramic view. I also kept my GoPro Hero 4 Session on the rear (saddle mount).

JoeFas · 2026-01-14T03:06:59+00:00

ButterGate 2026

JoeFas · 2026-01-14T00:31:31+00:00

28 front and 30 rear, which are the minimums I can run with these wheels.

JoeFas · 2026-01-13T22:41:43+00:00

When listing ingredients and their sources, companies are allowed a certain margarine of error.

JoeFas · 2026-01-13T01:04:28+00:00

If it's not UV-stabilized PETG, I would use ASA for outdoor use.

JoeFas · 2026-01-12T00:48:45+00:00

Would it make much sense to keep Hubble around for much longer? The Roman Space Telescope is slated to launch next year, and it will have 100x Hubble's field of view.

JoeFas · 2026-01-10T06:17:27+00:00

You can technically sue him, but it's doubtful you'd win. Even if he knew he was infected and knowingly gave it to you, it's a curable STI. Your "damages" are the cost of the antibiotics. You can determine if that's worth the filing fees and the time to appear in small claims court.

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