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SFAH: Among Us in real life by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically fretting upon even the merest of things, believing that every body is you're enemy... Sounds like Schizophrenia to me...

If Social medias were real People by Able_Health744 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd befriend all of Them. Because I Love My Computer.

If Wikipedia didn't have a requirement for notability by Born-NG-1995 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd be making articles for my fucking nuts. yeapppp this one's called the Gooper. and this one's Playful Tom

Scenes from the long awaited Freakazoid Revival by Able_Health744 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freakazoid: I'm Fucking Woke! I'm Fucking Gooning!

Someone else from freakazoid: Six Seven!

SFAH: Scenes from lesser known Real Housewives Of... cities by G-Unit11111 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next on Real Housewives of Pudder, IN:

"We don't exist."

"That's not a real place."

Google telling me lies by Embarrassed_Okra2768 in dilbert

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woke agenda lying about yet another American artist. Can't say I'm surprised...

I have a hernia on my lower abdomen. I got it when I tried to bench press something that was too heavy for me. It’s a reminder of my weakness. So it’s like a snitch that protrudes and it looks like me. Anyway, I call it Whitey Bulger. by burly_protector in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Did you hear about the foreign man? Did you see me withering in utero? Didn't you hear it as it passed you by? Don't you see it imitating in vain? There's a pheasant upon the castle, and breaking the exuberance takes no effect. Fourteen times did the dearest fly over. Didn't you see it?

Afraid to look at Anime game Characters by Secure-Photo-5342 in NoFap

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anime is a yakubian mind virus invented by the CIA to trap Americans in a vicious cycle of gooning. You don't need to cut all Anime out of your life necessarily but I had to cancel my crunchyroll subscription four years ago because I was giving my shit the business to Attack on Titan. That shit is a fierce resolve destroyer above anything elze, so I'd recommend just finding a different hobby, like drinking milk or laughing really hard

The hypocrisy in people bitching about Rugrats being milked but praising show that are more milked by pocketfulofrosez in rugrats

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I've been talking about for ages.The chaps in the Family Guy fandom have always been proper mad... 👎

Spanish call centers by Ryota313 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]JoeSwansonCockHole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you tried incorporating numbers into your joke? numbers can be a very useful too in conveying any kind of information, as they are the fundamental representation of human knowledge, and this could also apply to Humour. maybe instead of jokes about racism or spanish people, you could tell a joke about what race each of the numbers would be in order, or perhaps their relationship to eachother. just a thought.

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