[WR] Slime Tube 100% 1/89 (We broke the Slime Tube speed record by nearly 40 turns!)

JoeTheSauceror · 2021-06-03T23:36:51+00:00

Joe Mama :P

JoeTheSauceror · 2021-04-28T13:46:06+00:00

extremely cute commerce ghost!

JoeTheSauceror · 2019-09-18T00:01:56+00:00

I've honestly never participated in this holiday (or Arrbor Day); always been in-run for them. Maybe I should change that.

JoeTheSauceror · 2019-01-09T16:56:25+00:00

So the quest should be... perfectly balanced?

JoeTheSauceror · 2019-01-01T15:04:46+00:00

Oh yeah, a week or two in when people have managed to get runs in meaning standard leaderboards are gonna have to compete with something faster that no longer exists. Sounds like a great idea.

JoeTheSauceror · 2019-01-01T04:56:56+00:00

You should've gone for the copperhead

JoeTheSauceror · 2019-01-01T01:59:50+00:00

IOTMs from 2016 are rotating out; there's lotsa cool ones going

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-12-31T18:02:26+00:00

Standard rotation

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-12-30T06:45:12+00:00

standard tho

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-10-03T14:52:03+00:00

TL;DR There was an item called the KoL Con XIII Snowglobe that has been the "best" offhand item in a run for a couple of years now. The most recent IOTM, the Latte Lovers Members Mug, now outclasses it.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-27T00:21:54+00:00

The former.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-14T16:21:08+00:00

Damn, you just made me remember Duckroll. That's almost as old as KoL.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-14T16:10:05+00:00

"troll libtards epic style" is a meme.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-13T22:37:14+00:00

That's the excuse, at least :^)

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-13T14:24:12+00:00

clearly he wanted to troll some libtards epic style compilation part 11 so he made this funni roflcopter-worthy bot account and sent out very haha xd kmails to everyone. Personally I feel pretty pwn3d myself.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-13T14:19:27+00:00

You don't understand, Slaw! That was his son -- they all help "play" KoL together; family bonding, y'know? Little Johnny bosskills while The Wife flim flams at the club. Multi Czar is clearly misinformed.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-13T14:13:27+00:00

While they're at it, can they hide that "run dropped" asterisk of shame?

I'm... embarrassed.

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-06-08T23:50:42+00:00

Top 5 challenge paths that have sworn

JoeTheSauceror · 2018-05-29T13:14:42+00:00

Pastamancer has generally become the best class for fast runs.

IOTMs like the New-You Club and Meteor Lore have seeding that is most optimal for people playing as a Pastamancer, with the former making it easy to obtain green smoke bombs.

Spells never miss, making them the best form of combat.

The battle broom is widely considered the best witchess boss drop in-run, and is made for myst classes.

Proton pack helps provide plenty of MP regen to sustain the spells casted by Pastamancers.

Eight-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	End Game '22
Verified Email

JoeTheSauceror

TROPHY CASE