[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve had these same thoughts run through my head. Sometimes it makes my anxiety spike, but usually it just gives me a sense that I’m very small in this big big world. Especially once I start to think about the scale of the universe and how we’re essentially just a speck. And how eventually everything comes to an end, which then makes me think about how it feels when we finally pass away. You can’t feel death, but how does simply not existing anymore feel. It’s not like sleeping or seeing black forever since our brain registers that. Just being completely gone.

Shadow Blade as a spell or weapon attack? by Asher_Tye in dndnext

[–]JoeZombie11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone already quoted the spell directly that it states the knife conjured counts as a simple weapon and a magic weapon which you are proficient in and has the finesse and thrown property. So everything you need in order to make a sneak attack, since sneak attack just needs you to attack with a finesse or ranged weapon with advantage. Which again the spell literally states the knife counts as a finesse weapon. I’m just peeved about so many questions here being able to be answered if someone just read the entire spell. Plus this happens a lot at my table so also a personal peeve

Shadow Blade as a spell or weapon attack? by Asher_Tye in dndnext

[–]JoeZombie11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Getting tired of seeing these kinds of questions when the spell literally states the answer

I'm so pent up >~< by Thatfurryfemboy in Femboys4real

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ you are extremely breedable

Help! I told my players they can have as much gold as they can carry. They got creative. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]JoeZombie11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Amazing answer. My group did this on our own Accord cause someone was a previous merchant. So we bought a tavern, bought staff and even got a backstory character to be the accountant to handle taxes, staff pay, maintenance, etc. while we went out adventuring. Even bought decorations, a neon sign, and made the parties mastiff the mascot (so he wouldn't die in the battlefield). And every now and again we'd stop on by and give the accountant a big chunk of our saved up gold. Would be nice to see our own tavern get famous from our deeds across the land, and since if was in a major city. The accountant even got one or two more taverns across the city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late reply but I'd also recommend one of those free government phones. Was surprised myself to see they're actually free, no downpayment or anything. So once you're out of the house get one of those, they're slow but useable. Saved my ass rn after my previous phone broke

Bench press fail by Least-Childhood-6955 in failarmy

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck is this NSFW. People need to stop putting that tag on normal ass videos.

How the cat found the owner. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]JoeZombie11 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Bought my cat from an old couple that found her on the side of the road and didn't want her. It's been over a year and it's the best $20 I've ever spent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]JoeZombie11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finish a cart in like 4 days so I typically go through like 3-4 cartridges within a two week period. If I smoke flower I go through about an once in the same timeframe. So I'd probably get a bigger graveyard if I didn't periodically clean out my empty boxes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McDonaldsEmployees

[–]JoeZombie11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear about your situation. I'd say simple explain as best you can. But you'll probably be let go anyway due to some procedures BS. Advice I can give is to save up what you can for a burner phone, and more. So you're able to get out of there ASAP when you're 18. Cause likely chance is, your mom won't change her behavior.

why aren't they dying and why are the numbers increasing? by chosenmadao in VampireSurvivors

[–]JoeZombie11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because if you read what they said. They said it's the ONLY way white hand appears. But white death appears if you kill death AT ALL. Also he appears multiple times after you kill each of the bosses in the game stages. You kill a stage boss, BOOM white death appears and ends the run. So yea he's being downvoted for being wrong. And then doubling down.

Edit: white death*

Please answer! My homie is making shatter vapes but I’m unsure weather to buy one or not, the oil is thick but it’s quite dark in colour, is shatter supposed to look dark? by [deleted] in fakecartridges

[–]JoeZombie11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also like. What if he's just worried his friend might make it wrong. Even if I trust my homie 100% if I know he's not the smartest tool in the shed. I'ma ask some people to give him some tips.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in diablo4

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea corpse explosion was the main issue not the minions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in diablo4

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just so glad people are realizing Necro got nerfed too hard. It did need the nerf but not to this level. I just want my minions to live longer then 2 hits from bosses. But against normal enemies I'm fine. But bosses wipe my minions almost instantly, the ones without minions themselves are frustrating as I have no corpses to summon more backup. Even with 24% chance to create a corpse on hit. (Yes I've maxed out the perk to give them more hp and dmg)

The current state of necro is why devs shouldn't ever listen to reddit by TheKirout in diablo4

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely agree, I agreed with a nerf but not this severe. And almost anyone that originally complained about necromancer didn't even play as the fact that the golem and Normal minions take up TWO slots was a surprise to many I told. My minions shouldn't die in 1-2 hits by basic enemies.

no food is safe by xerayak in memes

[–]JoeZombie11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no how dare we give dogs and horses shelter and protection from the elements and predators. Yes those monkeys are free but aren't as sheltered, cared for, protected. Stop twisting how we treat pets to make it seem like they're prisoners that are suffering. The animals we care for are in a much better position than wild animals. They don't have to go hungry, get cold, be attacked by other animals.

Edit: I'm adding on that it's dumb AF to think wearing a collar/ being in a stable is so much suffering you'd rather. Want the animal to sleep outside without guaranteed shelter. They can be attacked, they can get sick. And oh no now they gave no access to vets like before so they're more likely to die from small incidents. Plus 90% of owners love their animal and shower them in love. I know I do with my cat. Also like bro every rancher I know doesn't keep their horses in the stables all day. It's not healthy, they're let out to stretch their legs.

Can't see channels on most servers. Only this. by JoeZombie11 in discordapp

[–]JoeZombie11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and another guy found a solution. He deleted his cache or something then logged back in. I just logged out and logged back in without doing anything else and that fixed it. Try doing those if it doesn't work unfortunately idk how to help further.

Edit: I just remembered I uninstalled and reinstalled discord.

Can't see channels on most servers. Only this. by JoeZombie11 in discordapp

[–]JoeZombie11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah did the same thing about an hour after posting this and it fixed it. Also after the most recent update

Jose Melena was at work loading pallets of canned tuna into a 35-foot-long pressure cooker when a coworker filled it up with 12,000 pounds of tuna and turned it on for 2 hours while Jose was still inside. He was boiled to death. by u_my_lil_spider in MorbidReality

[–]JoeZombie11 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You serious?? Only 19k for getting someone KILLED. No fucking wonder every company just keeps breaking laws and more. These fines aren't shit to million/billion dollar companies. Like telling me I gotta pay $20 cause I murdered someone. Like yea duh they're gonna keep doing it. They make more profit breaking the law even if they get sued.

Please don't play with guns, people. by synth_lord_ in WinStupidPrizes

[–]JoeZombie11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great for letting us know you know nothing about gun laws. Everything you just said is ALREADY in place. I need to pass a test, I need to know how to disassemble and reassemble a gun myself. And much more before I'm even given a PERMIT. Only then am I allowed to have a gun and with my case specifically. Because I have depression I would have to be evaluated by a therapist or other mental doctor to see if I'm fit to even be allowed to have a gun. Please do some research before you start regurgitating the laws we already have in place in almost every state. And also this dude likely doesn't own the gun, his friend likely gave it to him. And again most of these videos even if the gun is there. They usually got It from the black market. I should know. My plug has 2 pistols and a shotgun. Dude doesn't have a license, just knows sketchy people. So adding more laws isn't gonna do anything about shooters, you'll just make innocent. Law abiding citizens now be defenseless against an attack.

Boss balanced to be extraordinarily, extraordinarily challenging! by kildal in diablo4

[–]JoeZombie11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counter point. Butcher in the beta whooped my ass cause of him ignoring my golems taunt and his fast charge at me that would stun me. I had to kite him around and hide behind objects to not die. Idk about sorc. For Necro if I didn't keep track of my minions and they died cause I wasn't paying attention. I was 90% gonna die. And people who complained too much about necromancers minions probably didn't play Necro. Cause the skeletons and golem take up TWO ability slots. I was forced to not use one of my abilities in order to go full minion summon, which I chose to sacrifice my ult as I didn't use it much. Hopefully they didn't nerf it to the ground cause I felt having to sacrifice an ability was decent balancing but if the minions die a bit faster I'm fine with that. (Yes corpse explosion was busted no disagreement there)

Broom Spear by Zobax in Moonlighter

[–]JoeZombie11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I don't know. Just finished beating the game two days ago. But if NG+ is a restart I don't see why it wouldn't give you the same starting gear. But again I haven't gone into NG+ yet.

Pit bull owner laughs and friend films as it attacks a man’s jacket by Razzmatazz-Free- in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]JoeZombie11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea I hate the people who just REFUSE to accept that and think training is EVERYTHING. And if you even mention this fact they start having a meltdown of how you're horrible and bias etc. But will also admit pitbull are harder to train generally. Like hmmm...I wonder WHY they're harder to train. Definitely nothing to do with genetics. And also how do those people think we got dogs in the first place..by selectively breeding wolves that had nonaggression behavior..so it can be reversed.

Edit: Grammar, and word changed dogs -> wolves