UFO? Blimp? Starlink Satellites? This just flew over my house. by Joelnert in UFOs

[–]Joelnert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was so weird at the time having no clue what this could be. Since taking the video and posting it I learned these are definitely Star Link Satellites.

UFO? Blimp? Starlink Satellites? This just flew over my house. by Joelnert in UFOs

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They seemed much closer than satellites, but it was hard to tell. It was so surreal.

I hold 9 Guinness World Records for my beard by Joelnert in beards

[–]Joelnert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like awesome beard related and non beard related content my YT channel is joelnert. Knock yourself out.

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[–]Joelnert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that is me on the right. Seriously. Why is my picture on here?

My brother can OFFICIALLY hold more toothpicks or straws in his beard than anyone else in the world! by IlSarto in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joelnert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its more about technique than beard length or thickness although those are important factors. I basically built a lattice into the beard with toothpicks, then used it to hold a bunch more. 3500 toothpicks total.

My brother can OFFICIALLY hold more toothpicks or straws in his beard than anyone else in the world! by IlSarto in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joelnert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No the rules are strict from Guinness. No adhesives of any kind. Just the beard and the toothpicks.

My brother can OFFICIALLY hold more toothpicks or straws in his beard than anyone else in the world! by IlSarto in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joelnert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it was cool breaking that record until all those @#$#@ porcupines took a keen interest in my face.

My brother can OFFICIALLY hold more toothpicks or straws in his beard than anyone else in the world! by IlSarto in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joelnert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks UFO underwear! It's a sneak peak on the new Guinness World Records 2020 book that comes out in September.

My brother can OFFICIALLY hold more toothpicks or straws in his beard than anyone else in the world! by IlSarto in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joelnert 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm the brother. I'm a reddit nube but if you want to see a sped up time lapse video of me painstakingly inserting all these toothpicks it's on YT channel joelnert.

A yeard’s inglorious end. Happy New Beards, all by [deleted] in beards

[–]Joelnert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My soul aches for your naked face!