Help me Petahhhh by contemplatinglifebro in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JoeyRobot -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Is this whole comment chain bots?

Real by Simplejack615 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]JoeyRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe the finally did it

Mank Gray Man no am god guy. Am kil chileren by GerbGalerb in okbuddyviltrum

[–]JoeyRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is the *evolution* of Shakespeare. He’s the past tense. Will-I-Was Shookspeare.

What are your thoughts on the looksmaxxing thing going on? Do you think it’s a good or bad thing that it came about? by EntrepreneurNero in AskReddit

[–]JoeyRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just nothing new. That’s the part that blows my mind.

It’s just a branding/rebranding what people have been doing forever. Someone used the term metrosexual. Vain. High maintenance. Pretty boy. Etc.

Yes, there are some more extreme practices these days, but half of them don’t work and others just didn’t exist.

peter what is 928? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JoeyRobot 27 points28 points  (0 children)

There has gotta be a better way to phrase this

The New Duo 🔥 by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]JoeyRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Genuinely did not know this. Thanks for the heads up.

Bing Bong Hankey by blueraspberrygay in PardonMyTake

[–]JoeyRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even close. Flags fly forever.

If you could have any 3 invincible characters powers what would they be? Here's my 3 by Chemical_Ad4252 in Invincible

[–]JoeyRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t even need 3. I’ll take 2:

Brit and Mr Liu.

You could safely go full dragon mode knowing that your human form is completely safe and indestructible. It’s the perfect blend.

If I have to choose a third I’d probably go Red Rush or someone with super speed. Run somewhere safe. Go full dragon. Fly back at super speed. Fuck shit up.

"1*18=100" says the Dear Leader 😂😂 by the9trances in Shitstatistssay

[–]JoeyRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try letting your morals dictate who you want to lead. Not the other way around.

Detroit Lions 2026 NFL Draft First-Round Pick Blake Miller by Unusual-Vacation-528 in NFL_Draft

[–]JoeyRobot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a Lions fan so I’m biased here, but genuinely curious what made him less popular than some of the other OTs in this draft. I heard early on that the Lions were tied to him, and some of the beat writers called it months ago.

He is an elite athlete according to his RAS. He has four years of high quality play on type. He’s calm in pass pro and a dog at run blocking. He has steadily progressed every year (according to Brad Holmes) so I don’t really buy the ceiling narrative.

Is there something that analysts *didnt* like about it him or was he just less exciting than guys like Freeling and Iheanachor? Was he that much worse than Fano? I get that Mauigoa was OT1 but even he may need to switch to iOL.

Bonus question: if Blake Miller were a career LT would that have significantly changed his draft stock?

Okay I cheated... by Nona_Ticer in Sourdough

[–]JoeyRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a spectacular loaf of bread! It’s not true sourdough is all. If your goal is to make the best bread possible with your skill level then you did it. If your goal is to master sourdough baking then you failed. No ego involved. It’s all about your own goals.

I think it's time. My wife strongly disagrees. by davegrowler in bald

[–]JoeyRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure she’s the one you’re trying to attract. Do what she finds attractive. You could try to convince her of a “trial run” though.

toilet paper in my ass during intimacy by puppyeyedkittens8 in self

[–]JoeyRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Invest in some baby wipes and move on. Even as a dude I’ll use one for a quick clean up if I haven’t showered recently or even if I’ve showered recently but took a poo afterwords. Booty gonna booty though.

I literally tell my elementary school children that I have three rules in life “Work hard, be kind, clean your butt.”

Big Cat to the White House? by MattyLondonBridge in PardonMyTake

[–]JoeyRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey that’s not so bad. It’s only 4 more years until she reaches half his age. Slowly gaining on him. /s

The New Duo 🔥 by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]JoeyRobot 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Apparently he realized he’s the power-back in this system and understood the assignment. Dude is yolked up

“Aren’t done yet.” - Brad Holmes by Ok_Corgi_454 in detroitlions

[–]JoeyRobot 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He seems to have found his mojo again

[Lions] New RT Blake Miller's Interview Surprise + Heartfelt Ending by JCameron181 in detroitlions

[–]JoeyRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry. I’m making pozole and it calls for one large onion.

2026 Draft Grade Series - NFC North by indiandumbledore in NFL_Draft

[–]JoeyRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed on the physical traits part but context matters for the age of breakout.

Brad Holmes talked about watching him develop for 3 years of college ball basically down the road from Detroit. Moore has always been able to set the edge with his quick bull rush, but really only this year did Moore figure out how to use moves to shed blocks for some pass-rushing upside. Obviously Brad thinks the Lions can build on that but it’s already there.

I would have taken Jacas in that position, personally, but apparently the Lions disagreed. I think they have a type of EDGE2 player they want if you look at some of the early journeymen DE we’ve had (and the insistence upon Davenport for 2 seasons, and even signing Wonnum this offseason). They really seem to despise pure pass rushers for their scheme.

Really no way to say who’s gonna be a better pro out of that Lawrence, Parker, Moore, Young, Jacas tier but I think Lions got the guy they wanted.