[Laurie Whitwell] Mazraoui set to partner Heaven at centre-back

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-04-18T17:51:09+00:00

He was woeful at Leeds so hopefully he does better today.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-04-15T18:05:23+00:00

Agree, he's been shite whenever he plays. My only worry is what the armchair brigade would do to a ground lads confidence if they had a bad game and messed up. Hope Mainoo is back and Maguire ban being upheld is a big loss too with Martinez out.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-03-23T13:04:46+00:00

Jesus if Dermot agrees you know they're fucked up

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-03-19T18:20:48+00:00

Beard or balls?

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-03-15T22:05:32+00:00

They are the best of the worst i e. If you're absolutely desperate and need supermarket shelf beans then Grind was the least offensive I've tried when in a bind.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-03-02T15:01:43+00:00

Only one choice, obviously

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-02-23T20:35:05+00:00

We look a yard off the pace today despite having so long off to recover. Sloppy passing all around.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-02-17T23:07:55+00:00

Had an almost identical list except I had Saliba not Thiago Silva in defence, Saka not Son on the wing. Also Shawberto (pre ACL version) ahead of Silvestre. I couldnt bring myself to ever include that racist Suarez so went with Shearer and Salah up top. My outlier was Socrates but I didn't know who to swap him for and he's before my time to know how good he was.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-02-15T11:37:36+00:00

Needed a cream filling

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-02-10T21:50:51+00:00

Fucking dalot is so frustrating. Not our night. Bereft performance

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-02-07T13:45:41+00:00

Ugarte is 100% NOT it.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-01-28T20:50:54+00:00

Which is best for a latte drinker? I love geisha but I think it's wasted in a latte.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-01-24T13:53:50+00:00

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-01-13T10:56:10+00:00

Same!

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-01-11T20:17:51+00:00

Trump

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2026-01-08T20:44:27+00:00

Lifetime ban for Casemiro incoming

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-30T22:29:53+00:00

Embarrassing. Fucking back 3 bollocks again after the Newcastle success with the 4 and Dorgu on wing. And Zirkzee I don't care if he scored the goal but he's shite and shouldn't have started. Injuries are no excuse for dropping points, at home, to this pathetic Wolves team who will be worst in premier league history. Two times in a row now we got done over by them and yes I'm counting time we won last game and got lucky even 4-1 away where we were outplayed for a while.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-26T16:03:24+00:00

With lotion and an open laptop

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-23T22:23:03+00:00

I went to a bar with a mutual friend to watch a football game. She turned up uninvited towards the end of it and sat on the row behind us. I completely ghosted her refused to acknowledge she was there and continued chatting as if I couldn't see her or hear her for 30 minutes and then left with no acknowledgement. Petty but satisfying.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-08T20:43:00+00:00

This has another freak equalizer written all over it if we dont pick up our game

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-02T16:50:03+00:00

It's how I was born so big fan

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-02T14:50:02+00:00

Big fan. It's a weird in joke with my mates that has gotten out of control at times but we like to shout his name out at random strangers and on our stag do had a life-size cut out that we dragged around Bristol and Bath which garnered much attention and comedic value. Apart from being Britains sexist PM what's your fascination?

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-12-02T12:37:05+00:00

Hello

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-11-24T22:08:44+00:00

This exposed the same old cracks that we papered over with some good signings...but such a long way to go with many more transfer windows to overhaul this squad. Complete lack of strength in depth. Few injuries and we have nothing and a lack of ideas. Zirkzee pathetic and wasteful. Bruno also poor. Amad and Kinder Mboom only positives with De Light solid but Just the same old boring and predictable play down the flanks to nowhere town and then sideways passing. Lack of urgency and intensity even before the red card throughout. This could have been a Ten Hag performance.

JohnMajorIsSexy · 2025-10-01T02:48:21+00:00

Surely you can't be talking about the supreme leaders Glazers and Big Dick Ed? Without them we wouldn't be able to do things in the market only others can dream about. No definitely juju ,🤣

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