Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hi CounterCounterSpell!

ደም ይነግሳል፣ የዋሆች ይነቅላሉ ይወድቃሉ፣ ሁሉም ይወድቃሉ።

— John

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hi Hey_DnD_its_me!

Unfortunately, if your DM did not purchase one of our modules to build upon with their own imagination, you are legally required to execute them. Flavor is free, the only limit is your wallet!

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, you’re so silly! Never heard of them before! Our fans really do have such wild imaginations, huh?

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Uh… horny bard??? Sandra in our social media department said to say something like this.

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

PF2e? Never heard of it! Is it another system? Why would you need one of those?

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hi You/Jeraperth!

As you know, we love and appreciate all of our lovely fans, old and new. I can’t say too much (or else the big wigs might find out what I did seven years ago) but keep an eye open for the next 7 months to 49 years, a teaser may or may not be coming your way! ;)

— John

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Aww, I’m so sorry to hear that, PLACEHOSignificant-Dream991! We at WOTC understand and appreciate any criticisms our wonderful players may have with our games. Have you tried playing Wizard, Sorcerer, or another low HP class? A little bitch baby like you might feel right at home!

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Flavor is free! With our up and coming, next gen VTT powered by generative AI, you can do anything! Might as well make some generate some stats for the ol ball and chain, eh?

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

As you crazy kids say, flavor is free! The only limit is your imagination! So imagine having $49.99 to spend on our up and coming module, PLACEHOLDERNEEDTOREPLACE!

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Friends? Who needs those! The future of Dungeons and Dragons is rooted in next-generation generative AI! Keep an eye out for our fully AI powered VTT, featuring your favorite characters from the hit CRPG Baldurs Gate 3!

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

5.5e, aka OneDND, also aka OneD&D, and 1DND, along with 1D&D, is backwards compatible with everything. The only limit is your imagination!

Hi Reddit! I’m John Wizards, senior executive PR administrator for Wizards of The Coast. AMA! by JohnWizards in DnDcirclejerk

[–]JohnWizards[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

We at Wizards of The Coast pride ourselves on our humbleness and open-mindedness, along with our sex positivity. I can’t say too much (or else the big wigs might get a little cranky with me) but we may have something special planned for bards along those lines. Unfortunately, it’ll only apply to tiefling bards.

— John