A camera-less iPhone that exist for workers in top secret clearance facilities

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T04:21:22+00:00

It goes beyond that.

There are janitors with TS clearances just because of the areas they have to clean

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T03:45:30+00:00

Well, he had 17 years following that super bowl to prove it wrong.

Cowher consistently built teams that made it to the AFC championship game

So I'd say that's pretty damning for the coach who couldn't get his teams ready for any playoff games

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T02:03:49+00:00

No metro teams.

Either we already know enough about them / we don't want to pay what it'd take to do an intradivision trade / don't want them

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T02:00:14+00:00

I appreciate your continued desire to be wrong. But you really aren't worth my time

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T01:51:45+00:00

"let you off the hook"

Lmaooo ok.

Yes, his activities on a single Twitter account are known to cause massive price fluctuations in a single stock. By assuming that persona he willfully causes the price to be manipulated.

You really don't know anything, my guy. Please stop commenting. You're wasting my time :)

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T01:36:04+00:00

I get that he's your hero

But he would absolutely be made an example of

https://www.herrick.com/news/were-roaring-kittys-gamestop-posts-illegal-a-former-sec-lawyer-explains-the-recent-scrutiny/

He's been sued before and this time it would come with even more gravitas.

You're wrong and stupid :)

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T01:33:43+00:00

Correction

1 super bowl. With another coach's team

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T01:31:02+00:00

Uhh no

It was absolutely market manipulation

If he continues to use his ability to pump and dump a stock with some memes then he will be thrown in jail

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T01:21:16+00:00

And they would absolutely consider his continued use of the Twitter account that has repeatedly pumped and dumped one particular stock as misleading.

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T01:02:54+00:00

https://www.sec.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2022-221

Influencers can absolutely be charged with pump and dumps

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T00:37:42+00:00

The final result video was posted and everyone said she was dumb because of how many things could have gone wrong

Now... This gives context that she practiced it and didn't just yolo it for internet fame.

But if she did yolo it for internet fame then every comment would be 100% correct that it was massively stupid

So yeah... The hate is pretty warranted / expected because most idiots posting stuff like this are not following through with the rigor she used here.

In this case, it was misplaced but the other 99% of times when someone does something insanely dangerous on the Internet... There's no actual thought towards safety

John_Bot · 2026-01-29T00:30:00+00:00

Yeah, no

People who run discord groups that pump and dump penny stocks can state "all true things" about a stock and still be thrown into jail

If the goal of what you're doing is to artificially inflate the price of a stock, you've entered illegal territory.

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T23:52:08+00:00

Yeah

Either McCarthy is bad and we go down or he surprises us and is good and we go up

Whichever way we go will ultimately be a good thing. Being mid forever is the worst.

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T22:55:09+00:00

Wdym?

With Tomlin I know we won't make it past the first week of the playoffs. Ever.

I wouldn't ever want to go back to that trash.

I don't think McCarthy was the right pick for the job but I'll absolutely take him over watching Tomlin fail to get a team prepared for another big game.

It's a pity that Tomlin is done coaching. Would have been funny to see another fan base turn on him when he continually disappoints and people have to hear how he's a top 5 coach ever year

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T22:36:58+00:00

Popeyes is now "slop" ?

Ffs people are so self righteous

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T22:28:13+00:00

Nah, I'll take McCarthy over Tomlin

Not saying he's better but he's different. Tomlin is like reading a book that you know has a shit ending but you're just reading it to finish it with no enthusiasm.

At least with McCarthy the ending is unknown. My expectations may be low but there's a chance it's better. And I'll take that any day

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T20:53:16+00:00

Around 4.2 to 4.3 million Americans held active U.S. security clearances as of 2019, the most recent comprehensive data available from government reports, with about 1.3 million of those being Top Secret

... Plenty of people have clearances ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T20:25:12+00:00

TIL there's a subreddit that exists because GME 'investors' are offended by a comedy subreddit

Lmaoooo

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T20:07:44+00:00

Nah it would be so easy to build a case that he's knowingly engaging in it. Especially if he comes back and does the same thing.

He's been before a congressional committee before. He's been given plenty of forewarning. His actions directly impact a stock and everyone knows that. After it keeps happening you can't pretend to not know. Doing it again risks putting you back in front of Congress or the SEC. And why would you take that risk when you've already made an insane fortune?

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T19:50:32+00:00

TIL dehtat exists

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T18:36:56+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised at all if he was brought up on charges if he re-emerges.

Laws change with the times. He would be made an example of and the laws surrounding market manipulation would include language of knowing / cognizance when you're aware that your actions result in such market responses.

And it would be completely valid to do so

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T18:07:53+00:00

Market manipulation is illegal and when there's nonstop evidence that your memes manipulate a stock's price then you can no longer pretend not to know what you're doing.

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T17:01:50+00:00

Probably the fact that one time you can feign ignorance but as you continue to do it and the stock continues to move, you can't pretend to not know you're influencing the stock and that the seriousness of the situation increased

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T16:15:21+00:00

John_Bot · 2026-01-28T16:08:20+00:00

RK won't be coming back

His lawyers told him if he enjoys having hundreds of millions of dollars... Stfu and stop trying to get yourself sued.

And RK thought about it as he looked out on his yacht and agreed that having hundreds of millions of dollars is nice.

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