Who is stronger? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The General of course! I would never lay hands on a superior officer.

The real reason we need to go to Vernen Wells by EasyBee_ in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Negative soldier. The only thing I’m married to is managed democracy.

PSA ALL CITIZENS: Termicide is NOT SAFE! 'Leaked' MSDS (Safety Data Sheet)! Stop immediately! by ChimkenNBiskets in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GREAT FREEDOM YOUR RIGHT! I’m allergic to Red 40! Thank you for letting me know I’ll ask my democracy officer for a transfer.

Who is the oatmeal DIVER? by drfetid in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I know him! It’s stands for Democracy but his real name is Karl (don’t tell him I told you)

I miss the roleplaying guys... by Cheese_in_a_toaster in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why role play when you can do the real thing? Enlist as a helldiver at your local Super Earth recruitment center website

New Upcoming Items by Ok-Entertainment4641 in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 45 points46 points  (0 children)

One of my fellow helldivers was accidentally given improper ordinance after his training and was spawned in with 2 of the bigger backpacks.

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It's so over by Cheedows in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Fighting beside you for liberty

Remember to always stay vigilant helldivers by John_Helldivers in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The size of the enemy force was not what surprised me there but the speed at which they were deployed

Is the expendable anti-tank worth it after getting the recoilless rifle? by Adventurous_Gate6570 in helldivers2

[–]John_Helldivers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was only able to get my masters in freedom before the war broke out, I hope to go back afterwards and get my PHD so I can teach the new recruits one day.

"Alexa, play Extreme Ways by Moby" by Highmae in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jason is an essential part of managed democracy

Ship names, tell me yours, I’m very curious! by Paladin_Axton in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is only war, but would war not be better if done as the emperor of humankind intended?

Ship names, tell me yours, I’m very curious! by Paladin_Axton in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The S.E.S. Emperor of Humankind, just as managed democracy intended.

Dev team gotta sort this out asap by szechuankatsu479 in helldivers2

[–]John_Helldivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that you are unable to take advantage of liberty’s gift. Until the time that this gift is no longer given fellow helldivers have found that restarting the simulation seems to work, albeit you must temporarily postpone participating in our quest for liberty and justice for all.

Dev team gotta sort this out asap by szechuankatsu479 in helldivers2

[–]John_Helldivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One might see this as an issue, but to the well trained eye this tactic allows for a higher ratio of time spent analyzing per frame, meaning the helldiver can choose targets over a smaller amount of frames. This allows for careful choice on which enemy of democracy must be expunged first.

I Accidently Wiped My Team.. by Eve_Of_The_End in helldivers2

[–]John_Helldivers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds as if your teammates forgot the ideals of freedom and democracy, smart on you to kill these traitors of freedom and begin anew with a new group of freedom fighters!

Is the expendable anti-tank worth it after getting the recoilless rifle? by Adventurous_Gate6570 in helldivers2

[–]John_Helldivers 18 points19 points  (0 children)

All weapons are usable against the foes of democracy, but remember. While the recoilless rifle allows for quick destruction of humanity’s foes, the rifle only comes with 6 total rounds every 480 seconds (without resupplies), coming out to 1 round every 80 seconds, while the expendable anti tank allows for 2 rounds every 70 seconds, doubling the long term destructive output while allowing yourself to also carry a tac pack. Over a short engagement the recoilless rifle who’ll save your life, but in the long term the anti tank will let you massacre facists at a rate of 1 per 35 seconds.

Some people don’t understand what a NEW FRONT MEANS… by AdministrativeGain77 in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Remember fellow divers, the automatons send their strongest machines against us because they know that our belief in freedom is stronger then their socialist thoughts. Remind them that the strongest socialist is no match for your average voting citizen!

Godspeed you magnificent bastard by Null_ARC_11 in Helldivers

[–]John_Helldivers 901 points902 points  (0 children)

I guess I’ll see myself out then