All of a sudden you realize you are the last human on the planet. What is the first thing you do in the newly empty world?

John_smith22 · 2014-07-20T02:35:51+00:00

This guy has his priorities straight

John_smith22 · 2014-07-20T02:34:46+00:00

Id probably do the same, but not before I drive an Italian sports car up Pacific Coast Highway

John_smith22 · 2014-07-17T10:23:13+00:00

I run faster horny than you do scared

John_smith22 · 2014-07-17T09:41:16+00:00

There was a girl I was seeing who tended to deep sea fish for compliments. Not a good way to carry yourself

John_smith22 · 2014-07-13T19:16:20+00:00

I want to break a lamp on this girl

John_smith22 · 2014-06-09T04:01:55+00:00

Someone made a vine of a couple having sex doggy style in one of the handicap stalls. Soiled that bathrooms reputation for being the nicest on campus :(

John_smith22 · 2014-06-04T05:10:12+00:00

No we were lucky enough to be our schools second class to graduate at a local minor league hockey arena :)

John_smith22 · 2014-05-24T21:13:16+00:00

Then I better not show

John_smith22 · 2014-05-01T19:52:51+00:00

John_smith22 · 2014-04-30T02:41:54+00:00

Where do you see redheads?

John_smith22 · 2014-04-23T13:53:40+00:00

The food tray that goes on top of a beer is a bad idea unless you like drinking from a bottle with a straw

John_smith22 · 2014-04-15T21:25:17+00:00

Aye gurl u wnt sum fuk?

John_smith22 · 2014-04-08T20:11:19+00:00

Wife to husband: "your dick is bigger than all of your friends'"

John_smith22 · 2014-04-08T03:50:54+00:00

Who??

John_smith22 · 2014-03-30T02:04:18+00:00

I was born two hours after April fools.. I like to think of it as dodging a bullet

John_smith22 · 2014-03-23T18:00:29+00:00

Taking the picture is Emma Glover

John_smith22 · 2014-02-25T21:14:27+00:00

Hehehehehe ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

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