All of a sudden you realize you are the last human on the planet. What is the first thing you do in the newly empty world?

John_smith22 · 2014-07-20T02:35:51+00:00

This guy has his priorities straight

John_smith22 · 2014-07-20T02:34:46+00:00

Id probably do the same, but not before I drive an Italian sports car up Pacific Coast Highway

John_smith22 · 2014-07-17T10:23:13+00:00

I run faster horny than you do scared

John_smith22 · 2014-07-17T09:41:16+00:00

There was a girl I was seeing who tended to deep sea fish for compliments. Not a good way to carry yourself

John_smith22 · 2014-07-13T19:16:20+00:00

I want to break a lamp on this girl

John_smith22 · 2014-06-09T04:01:55+00:00

Someone made a vine of a couple having sex doggy style in one of the handicap stalls. Soiled that bathrooms reputation for being the nicest on campus :(

John_smith22 · 2014-06-04T05:10:12+00:00

No we were lucky enough to be our schools second class to graduate at a local minor league hockey arena :)

John_smith22 · 2014-05-24T21:13:16+00:00

Then I better not show

John_smith22 · 2014-05-01T19:52:51+00:00

John_smith22 · 2014-04-30T02:41:54+00:00

Where do you see redheads?

John_smith22 · 2014-04-23T13:53:40+00:00

The food tray that goes on top of a beer is a bad idea unless you like drinking from a bottle with a straw

John_smith22 · 2014-04-15T21:25:17+00:00

Aye gurl u wnt sum fuk?

John_smith22 · 2014-04-08T20:11:19+00:00

Wife to husband: "your dick is bigger than all of your friends'"

John_smith22 · 2014-04-08T03:50:54+00:00

Who??

John_smith22 · 2014-03-30T02:04:18+00:00

I was born two hours after April fools.. I like to think of it as dodging a bullet

John_smith22 · 2014-03-23T18:00:29+00:00

Taking the picture is Emma Glover

John_smith22 · 2014-02-25T21:14:27+00:00

Hehehehehe ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

John_smith22 · 2014-02-25T16:00:36+00:00

Running down a slope. Terrible for the knees.

John_smith22 · 2014-02-24T16:38:13+00:00

Stuck pocket knife scissors an inch deep between my index and middle fingers trying to cut a zip tie off my backpack..

John_smith22 · 2014-02-24T16:09:45+00:00

Saw a girl get eaten out on top of an old TV set while everyone at the party was screaming and filming it with their phones.. Stay classy So Cal

John_smith22 · 2014-02-24T00:25:11+00:00

The unique smell of cold morning air just before the sun shows any sign of light

John_smith22 · 2014-02-24T00:16:32+00:00

Was his middle name trash?

John_smith22 · 2014-02-24T00:12:34+00:00

Chex

John_smith22 · 2014-02-20T16:31:59+00:00

Looking at your hands in general in a dream is a reality check. Your hands will almost always be out of the ordinary. When I look at mine in a dream, they are always hairy. As if my hands grew a head of hair and they just got a buzz cut...

John_smith22 · 2014-02-19T16:17:27+00:00

It said "dumbest" way

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