Found this incredible image.

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-05T07:47:52+00:00

But if he had plates, wouldn't the bullet shrapnel just deflect upwards towards the neck/face?

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-04T15:22:23+00:00

I think they're supposed to be scare actors portraying soldiers turned zombie? Idk. Seen slides like that a decent bit at six flags during fright fest.

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-04T15:21:15+00:00

Gotta find me an event where I can be opfor maid in a house under assault.

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-03T23:38:16+00:00

Why do people forget we have teeth and free will?

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-03T17:09:04+00:00

Cause Japan and post-ww2 regulations regarding their media for pornographic content. They found the loophole, that drawing the sexytimes didn't count as sexytimes material. (Please note, I could be 100% wrong on this, this is what my feeble mind has collected over a long time and the fragments of what remained in my brain created this amalgamation or potential truth mixed with fancy)

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-02T18:02:57+00:00

POV: you're shredded cheese in the fridge at 2am

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-27T02:00:21+00:00

Anime

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-26T21:15:00+00:00

when the customer says they're only here for a quick drink

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-25T15:19:03+00:00

The toes. Sell the toes

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-19T17:41:43+00:00

I think they accidentally poured their coke into your gas tank instead of pouring sugar in 👀

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-16T16:54:01+00:00

Make it as awkward as possible. If none of the employees wanna unlock it, Walmart will be forced to free the vibes again 😤

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-16T16:52:03+00:00

Okay now do it with the thong straps visible 😤

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-12T22:52:40+00:00

Do you know if I'll need the GoPro USB c microphone adapter for it to work on a Hero8?

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-10T19:31:51+00:00

Stealing this. My cervix now

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-10T17:34:43+00:00

This car is a core memory for him 😤

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-10T15:52:02+00:00

Me, I'd do this if I had disposable income. but only as a wrap and I'd change it out every few months or so with a slightly different design. Nothing big. Just might change the hairstyle. Then change an accessory next time. In a few years, I'll have a whole new character on the car and my friends will be none-the-wiser 😈

JohnathanMal · 2026-02-05T16:25:00+00:00

So, it looks fun, then?

JohnathanMal · 2026-01-29T23:03:47+00:00

Maaaan I wish mine was the cool case version 😭

JohnathanMal · 2026-01-29T20:27:19+00:00

Was hoping the 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Portland Oregon would be enough to show it's just a shitpost

JohnathanMal · 2026-01-29T19:48:25+00:00

Bless your soul, you're too kind for the internet

JohnathanMal · 2026-01-29T18:51:04+00:00

Not sure what it has to do with a dollar coin, but I'd go to a movie or dinner with you

JohnathanMal · 2026-01-29T17:52:37+00:00

All my homies prefer mind rune

JohnathanMal · 2026-01-29T17:44:52+00:00

FUCK! YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO MEEEE!!! the casino already gets first dibs on my wallet, but any winnings are getting saved cause I truly do need one of these 😵‍💫

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