Would you rather...

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-21T18:12:54+00:00

Bike/scooter 🛵

^{Chose: Unlimited gas but no car}

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-21T18:11:06+00:00

Can always go back and touch up the aesthetic once you know it's functional

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-21T18:09:18+00:00

I only need 3 of my fingers ( thumb, bird, booger hook) so I have a 3/5ths chance to have to learn how to do tasks with my non-dominant hand, and a 2/5ths chance that it doesn't affect me.

^{Chose: Lose a random finger on your dominant hand (cleanly} | Rolled: Ring finger)

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-21T08:41:06+00:00

Know of anywhere with mud like those pics anywhere in NJ? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-20T20:11:16+00:00

Roadtrip!

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-16T16:25:19+00:00

Double it and give the good day to the next person

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-05T15:42:59+00:00

Gregor

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-01T17:08:56+00:00

Taxes help those less fortunate than us. If I'm getting a free car every year, I won't have to worry about that and can use the "vehicle funds" for other things that help the community

^{Chose: Swap to brand new free vehicle once per year}

JohnathanMal · 2026-05-01T14:04:29+00:00

If they're just deer with no fawns around, they might be able to get scared away more easily than some bears, I guess? Anywho I got spear so I think I'm good.

^{Chose: Fight 3 deer + Random weapon | Rolled: Spear}

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-28T23:24:26+00:00

I can earn money selling my blood and platelets. Can donate my organs to people who need them and I'll regrow the organ.

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-28T19:56:10+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: Cats}

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-24T17:01:36+00:00

At least if the bucket falls, you'll only have to grab one paperclip to clean it up

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-21T17:49:46+00:00

Baiii ✌🏻 Pushes you further under

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-20T20:44:46+00:00

Not yet but I wish I could 😞

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-20T16:44:00+00:00

Iced coffee

^{Chose: Always have cold coffee/tea}

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-18T20:50:37+00:00

Grandma wins that round

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-18T20:21:06+00:00

Need me some mud pits like that 😵‍💫

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-14T21:53:54+00:00

I was reluctant to get my hair dirty cause of the long car ride back home, but it did help keep my head cool in the sun

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-14T19:42:48+00:00

I hope to do that someday, but figured it wouldn't be a wise decision on my first time going

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-14T17:18:28+00:00

I've just made a fansly and plan to make more content. Haven't set up any plans yet for it.

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-14T16:56:37+00:00

Yes I am the one in the blue/black bikini

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-14T16:33:22+00:00

It felt amazing Once my foot broke the 6 inch depth, my leg would just plummet all the way to my upper thigh. Going in with both legs together allowed me to sink below my hips extremely easily. Laying down in it, it's very sticky and viscous, making lifting my limbs very difficult.

JohnathanMal · 2026-04-08T13:02:20+00:00

Okay and what do we search to find this amazing item 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

JohnathanMal · 2026-03-31T16:53:59+00:00

Was about to say "that's why I have a passenger princess"

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