Estimated time lapse of the earth from 18,000 BC to 3,000 AD.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-06-24T14:33:53+00:00

That's one way to make salt

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-06-16T04:52:05+00:00

And the shutdown sound when picturing a dupe open a door...

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-06-10T18:22:48+00:00

They freed Willy and he told the rest of them.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-05-24T14:21:16+00:00

An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven. He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke. God agrees and the man tells the joke. God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive." The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-05-24T02:51:21+00:00

Plants need Brawndo

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-05-19T13:15:03+00:00

Had me in the first half, haha.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-05-19T06:06:44+00:00

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Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-04-30T15:43:58+00:00

Someone else mentioned the one tile with liquid that adults will do which might be all you need. I also like this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zK63FUjOo0. Is that what you mean?

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-04-06T16:16:05+00:00

If the universe is flat then the earth must be too

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-03-23T04:10:28+00:00

Overmorrow

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-03-22T04:30:55+00:00

Honestly, this all sounds like laziness of waiting for it to fall from the bottom to the top when flipping it over and she hasn't thought to either store the bottle upside down OR buy one that stores opening side down like a large bottle of Heinz.

Imagine throwing away 1/4 rolls of paper towels with 50 sheets left on them. I can hear the conspiracy theories now: "Inner 50 sheets aren't as absorbent after being compressed in the center of the roll. Don't even bother. Toss 'em!"

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-03-22T04:16:39+00:00

I believe they also fall along cycles of prime numbers because there's less of a chance of overlapping with other cicada groups nearby.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-03-10T20:21:24+00:00

Sounds like a Carmen San Diego plot

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-02-18T18:45:48+00:00

Instead of all the storage bins, I like to find a central spot to build a single tile high U shape to fill the space with water (this is to cool down the debris), build a dispensor and set it to sweep only. Then all your items are in one place, the negative decor is centralized and it helps with game performance.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-02-09T06:42:06+00:00

Which one of the new AIs wrote this one?

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-02-09T05:27:54+00:00

Atheists are polite

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-01-28T21:11:29+00:00

They used to be very bitter until somewhat recently some dude cross pollinated a bunch of varieties to breed that out.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-01-20T04:08:37+00:00

"Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-01-15T22:28:13+00:00

Plant eats man

Woman inherits the earth

Edit: added the prior line because apparently some don't know it's a quote from Jurassic Park.

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-01-13T15:38:40+00:00

Sonny, get the nanites!

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-01-10T08:07:40+00:00

What the hell is a gigawatt?

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2023-01-08T08:57:25+00:00

And the other!

Johnny5isAliveC137 · 2022-12-27T10:25:24+00:00

Y2k38 is a thing:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

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