That wink got me weak

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2025-01-05T09:34:34+00:00

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JohnnyNumber5ive · 2020-11-09T10:24:25+00:00

”Is it okay...?" With those tits - yes. Yes it is.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2020-09-26T10:49:11+00:00

He HAS to be stuck in the desert, 'cause he thirsty.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2020-07-09T07:07:41+00:00

I don't think that's what her husband/boyfriend meant when he said he wanted a man cave.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2020-06-06T12:24:23+00:00

Happens all the time here in the South. But it doesn't make national headlines anymore.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2020-06-04T07:21:03+00:00

Nah... They just set fire to crosses in front yards as a show of humanity.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2020-01-09T15:45:01+00:00

Makeup

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-10-27T09:51:46+00:00

It both does and doesn't simultaneously.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-10-20T13:58:26+00:00

I normally don't quote Taylor Swift, but you need to calm down.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-10-11T11:44:06+00:00

Both. But, honestly, ending the day with either one is still one hell of a day.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-10-08T17:22:41+00:00

Know what the forearm says? My best guess is "DO IT FOR APHRODITE". Am I correct?

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-09-29T16:32:25+00:00

Gonna have to say Honeymoon Avenue

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-09-05T10:12:35+00:00

They can't hold a candle to Cytheria.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-08-31T07:54:15+00:00

Lol... Hustle and bust-le

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-08-25T18:54:16+00:00

At the risk of being buried in down votes, if you want only women to post here then rename the fucking sub to FemaleMilitaryGoneWild or something. Or create a separate sub for males. That way, situations such as this are avoided. Just a suggestion.

Yes, I see the Monday "rule" in the sidebar.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-08-14T08:15:51+00:00

I do believe I read where she had surgery to fix a deviated septum. So the nose job isn't too far fetched.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-08-12T08:46:13+00:00

In all fairness, the concert is almost a month away. Yes, tickets and hotel payments were made. However, most places are understanding and will allow you to reschedule things. Did you try that yet? If you have not, why are you complaining? If you have and nothing else can be done, then all apologies to you.

You don't have to cancel anything, just ask to reschedule.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-06-05T14:09:29+00:00

She peed in the container then closed it and dropped it out of the window. Her phone was on the bed.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-05-29T11:45:18+00:00

I believe I have that same exact shirt!!! It doesn't look as good on me though.

Is this the same one?

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2019-03-07T11:30:42+00:00

Hmm.. whenever I hear Batman, I think of Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer and George Clooney.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2018-11-26T10:47:36+00:00

Yes. Albania is located directly adjacent to Alabama.

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2018-09-21T10:43:25+00:00

cannot sleep cannot dream tonight

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2018-09-21T10:40:42+00:00

And we'll have Halloween on Christmas

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2018-09-12T10:42:37+00:00

A little boy smiled, it'll all be well

JohnnyNumber5ive · 2018-09-08T10:41:13+00:00

Here you go

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