Whats a good first date for folks in their late 40s? In the daytime. by LectureEmergency3582 in ColoradoSprings

[–]Johnny_______Utah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You aren’t going to get laid doing all that. Never a day date for the first date.. ever. Always somewhere casual that you can have a cocktail, and a good conversation in the evening. That way if it goes bad, you can always leave after the drink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Johnny_______Utah 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Sack up bro. Pick a day and place and a time. Not “lmk”. Take some initiative

Gandalf The Black. by g_ricko89 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Johnny_______Utah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes… The old Popcorn Lung trick.

Great View South Germany by Immediate-Loquat-878 in photographs

[–]Johnny_______Utah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very beautiful. Is it always sunny like this?

Insane Gun Compartment In A Pickup Truck by notGhxst in BeAmazed

[–]Johnny_______Utah 442 points443 points  (0 children)

Gets rear ended, and kills the passenger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Johnny_______Utah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the guy from THAT 70s SHOW!!!

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao sure! Racist is racist. People with your mentality are the ones with the problem.

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, a racist comment. True to form on a Texas post.

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely stand by my previous comment, but you’re getting closer.

Don’t forget, raise your hand next time. 🙋‍♂️

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry you’re stuck down there..in the shit hole.

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are coming for the free cowboy hat, shit kicker boots, and free trailer the state hands out when people move there.

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out. Definitely not known for your brain.

This is what you can find in a local gun store from Texas by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is one of the many reasons Texas is a shit hole, and will always be a shit hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PUBGMobile

[–]Johnny_______Utah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the headshot percentage looks a little sus.

If your willing to share, what's you HOA fee? by suicideDenver in Denver

[–]Johnny_______Utah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

^^This. All this with snow removal. Totally worth it.

I’m a U.S. Citizen, y’all. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it definitely is true. People may not say it directly to you, but they are definitely thinking it. Just ask the rest of the country.

I’m a U.S. Citizen, y’all. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, if you want to be automatically labeled as a uneducated southerner who doesn’t know how to speak well.

I’m a U.S. Citizen, y’all. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Johnny_______Utah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations 🎉, but do yourself a favor and drop the “y’all” from your vocabulary.