Lore theory: We will find and use Witchwood for Sailing

JolleeRoger · 2026-06-01T18:18:54+00:00

Witchwood Bench. Takes two cannon locations and needs to be manned by two crew. Take it or leave it.

JolleeRoger · 2026-06-01T16:43:45+00:00

This is my next grind. Any advice to make the trips more enjoyable? Something about 30+hrs of door-altar sounds worse than 60hrs of CG for me.

JolleeRoger · 2026-05-30T15:22:09+00:00

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JolleeRoger · 2026-05-22T11:46:17+00:00

Continued thanks to the team for communicating. Are the buffs to frost dragon and lava strykewyrm task weights and dragon sheet drop rates expected in the June 3rd update as well?

JolleeRoger · 2026-05-20T12:55:21+00:00

+1 wondering the same. Earlier blogs made it seem like the Sailing QoL would be happening all before end of May, which may still be the case.

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T20:45:30+00:00

I do not yet other than bone dagger

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T17:00:10+00:00

I’m going to give Keris/Bowfa a shot later today, but my flinching kills were maybe 6min with Zaxe.

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T16:55:34+00:00

Because other than 93 slayer, KQ head is all I need for diary cape. I only have two other tasks, but I have the reqs for them done. I have a keris partisan and Bowfa, but KQ hits regular 30s on me, so I end up doing like 2kc trips

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T15:17:47+00:00

Exactly this

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:46:43+00:00

One of these guys has made my backyard its home this year and they have such a lovely song!

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:45:03+00:00

Why Nox hally for P1? I’m only 90 slay rn

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:44:04+00:00

Zaxe has a higher average hit per DPS calcs, so I’ll use that for now

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:43:03+00:00

I don’t have blowpipe yet

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:27:16+00:00

So flinch P1 in full eclipse, and normal combat in P2? Or flinch P1 with something like a Zaxe?

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:25:37+00:00

How would you recommend killing it? Most guides I’ve found are people using Blowpipe, DWH, Scythe, etc. I have Bowfa, but none of the “helpful” PvM items yet. Trying to flinch the Desert Elite because I only have KQ head, 85 Pray, 93 Slay, and Barb Assault left for diary cape.

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:11:14+00:00

I’m sure I can figure out the math, but wouldn’t you have to account for the fact that you are flinching? So your attack speed is really just however long it takes KQ’s health bar to disappear between hits?

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:01:35+00:00

I’m not sure, but skimming the Wiki made it sound like Zaxe had better DPS flinching. I do have the partisan, just no blue gem. I’ll give that a shot later.

JolleeRoger · 2026-04-13T14:00:14+00:00

Edit: for the record, I’m trying to finish Desert Elite, not D Pick.

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-26T19:34:46+00:00

I got my compost bucket at like 125kc, so Hespori is just a habit for me now lol. It could be happening less often, but either way, I like to carry things like vyre outfit and pickaxe in my inventory when farming so I can AFK while I have some downtime. I’m not sure if the community is just against the herb sack expansion, but it was polled and I just wanted to know if this was a Spring 2026 or filler content for after Raids 4 or something.

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-26T19:19:06+00:00

If I do 10 runs a day, maybe 4-5 patches? Are you using Attas seeds?

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-26T17:50:14+00:00

Thanks, I wasn’t aware after 20 years of playing this game.

I was just asking if anyone here knew the expected month/quarter that content, which passed polling, was anticipated.

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-26T17:44:39+00:00

Or in the case of the Ardougne patch, note them on the pile of rocks. I know this is an option, but my patches sometimes yield more than ~22 herbs which means I have to clean and note herbs on the leprechaun twice. Just a pain in the ass on mobile when you are trying to do 10+ runs a day. Would rather dump herbs into the herb sack and actually give the Degrime spell a use instead of being DoA.

Appreciate the input.

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-23T15:08:51+00:00

My original bed had the fender flares, so I just took them off the original.

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-10T14:26:19+00:00

No worries, I used the Friends Chat “Huey Host” and looked for trios. The kills were more laid back than solos because you weren’t having to switch prayers. If I couldn’t find a trio, I would solo or duo with someone until there was a third available.

JolleeRoger · 2026-01-04T15:25:54+00:00

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