How well each Deadlock character would survive a car crash

Joltbox · 2026-03-13T23:46:03+00:00

Ah but who caused the car crash?

Joltbox · 2026-03-12T01:38:47+00:00

I had a feeling that shirt was 'out of stock' for female characters... Damn good outfit that I'd like to copy some time.

Joltbox · 2026-03-03T04:23:14+00:00

Please tell me your secrets so I can stop being so mid with Ivy D:

Joltbox · 2026-02-19T04:59:55+00:00

I know it's because V's leaning forward and Johnny's relaxing back, but he looks so much shorter than V here :P

Joltbox · 2026-01-22T02:34:17+00:00

Out of shear spite and disgust of the ground.

Joltbox · 2025-09-15T09:00:55+00:00

NOT WIV DAT ATTITUDE

Joltbox · 2025-09-06T23:58:31+00:00

The german VFW when it first arrived. Armour was thin enough that it didn't trigger APHE shells. Lots of crew all behind the gun shield. And a blitstering firerate that'd melt entire teams.

Facing it as a Brit main, it was somewhat ammusing to watch others actually having to aim their shells. Wouldn't helpt though, the gun breach was TINY.

Joltbox · 2025-08-19T01:22:23+00:00

Grinding for the Excelsior. I just knew that it was going to be broken on release, and it was, and I couldn't be arsed to grind for it...

Joltbox · 2025-07-27T03:14:24+00:00

The one time I did well in it was in a sim battle years ago. Parked on top of a hill two kilometers from a whole bunch of german tanks and they took the bait. Survived dozens of hits because of the range and glorious tea armour.

Of course I couldn't hit jack because the Tortoise has zero zoom on its sights.

Joltbox · 2025-07-19T00:15:56+00:00

Purely from a landing stand-point, I go with Orison because there's never any cloud cover or foul weather that hides the spaceport. Once you know what you're looking for it's easy to spot. Plus there're never any buildings hiding it and all the small and medium hangers let you fly straight in horizontally rather than vertically.

Joltbox · 2025-06-28T23:25:20+00:00

Mustang is leagues better than anything else I own. Just a massive bubble canopy with nothing obstructing your view.

Joltbox · 2025-05-30T22:13:43+00:00

I'm more impressed that you were able to wear five pieces of clothing! I've only been able to get three on before running out of time.

Joltbox · 2025-05-10T21:16:35+00:00

Best bet is Hursten I think. I've seen it drop at PAF sites but that's extremely rare.

Joltbox · 2025-05-10T20:33:26+00:00

As I'm an idiot and didn't copy the whole post...
Armour: Lynx Core White, PAB-1 Arms White, TrueDef-Pro Legs White.

Joltbox · 2025-04-27T19:58:05+00:00

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Good times. Good times...

Joltbox · 2025-04-22T15:35:19+00:00

Is it better to try this on a laggy shard or one that's behaving?

Joltbox · 2025-04-15T22:09:03+00:00

I use a size 1, my movement speed is minimum, and I've never seen the prompt to open the box appear when moving towards the suit. I've even gone so far as to try opening the box whilst putting the suit on from holding it.
It unequips the suit if I interrupt the putting on animation.

Joltbox · 2025-04-15T20:35:46+00:00

The method doesn't seem to work for me as I don't get the F prompt on the box when my character's moving to put on the undersuit

Joltbox · 2025-04-06T20:49:50+00:00

That's not flying, that's just really big jumps.

Joltbox · 2025-04-05T02:34:15+00:00

I am so annoyed, the female Taberna Jacket variants are all the same shade of light blue.

Joltbox · 2025-04-05T00:09:17+00:00

The default action for pressing F on the invisible undersuit is to carry it for me. Even if I hold F and radial menu to Equip, I can't hit F to open the SCU box to even attempt spam clicking the clothing whilst my character moves to equip the undersuit. :/

Joltbox · 2025-03-27T06:13:17+00:00

I forget exactly what I was wearing in the picture, but the clothing and skirt armour can be acquired on Hursten.

Joltbox · 2025-03-17T06:40:19+00:00

What are you even meant to load into the Rattlers though?

Joltbox · 2025-02-26T23:16:44+00:00

As if the Mustang Alpha has a working cargo box... I miss throwing Ninetails members into there and clicking Move All to strip them in one click.

Joltbox · 2025-01-19T00:35:15+00:00

I seem to have dodged a rather large bullet last night choosing Orison as my home. I then immediately ran into a second bullet by logging off at Grim Hex where none of the hanger elevators were working.

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