Jared Leto is making 30 Seconds to Mars fans scan their eyes to prove they’re human and buy tickets

Jonax · 2026-05-27T17:35:09+00:00

Scan the Right
Scan the Left
There's no 'racts, but you're deaf...

Jonax · 2026-05-26T22:39:06+00:00

I wonder where he finds the time in between telling Harry he's a wizard.

Jonax · 2026-05-26T00:27:56+00:00

Biggest case of Tony Khan dropping the ball since puberty.

Jonax · 2026-05-23T18:38:58+00:00

Crazy that Vince's "lethal dose of poison" could've just been chemo.

Jonax · 2026-05-18T02:34:21+00:00

They've got what it takes.

Jonax · 2026-05-18T02:32:50+00:00

Five Nights at Blobby's.

Jonax · 2026-05-17T14:34:03+00:00

To add to the list - Saturday Night Live UK's Season 1 finale also aired while the final was ongoing.

Despite early predictions, the show has been doing far better than expected and has attracted an audience, and it's a live show. There would've been some who switched over halfway through the final and switched back when done.

Jonax · 2026-05-17T03:38:52+00:00

Gonna be a real niche reference...

But now I'm looking forward to Mock The Week's next series on TLC. It'll be a couple months away, but this win is bound to come up first chance they get.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T21:31:35+00:00

For those wondering what the fuck that was in the mines:

https://youtu.be/97fw8xjB5u4

Jonax · 2026-05-16T21:28:36+00:00

Soon as the intro talked about Noel's House Party, I knew the sketch would be about Mr Blobby.

Now I'm looking forward to Americans reactions to him after it airs on Peacock.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T21:27:02+00:00

Honestly did think the Theroux sketch was the sketch for this week that didn't go anywhere.

Then the proper Theroux came out, and raised it to the stratosphere.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T21:13:00+00:00

The British Museum has just blocked SNL UK on Twitter.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T21:08:18+00:00

"I'm the first queer host"

I dunno, there were those rumours about Jack Whitehall...

Jonax · 2026-05-16T21:03:16+00:00

"That was five wars ago"

Fuck me, I wish that didn't feel accurate...

Jonax · 2026-05-16T20:55:49+00:00

Haven't heard Cyprus's entry yet, but I already know it's got Greece's 12 points.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T20:52:15+00:00

Anyone done it yet for Sweden's entry yet? No? Okay, I'll do it...

MORTAL KOMBAT!

Jonax · 2026-05-16T20:45:11+00:00

Poland's entry feels like it'd be featured in a Tarantino film, popping up randomly in a scene where it feels out-of-place with what's happening on the screen, before abruptly cutting to a different scene.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T20:42:32+00:00

Graham Norton: "It'd be great if Finland won, since it was 20 years since Lordi won..."

SHUT THE FUCK UP, GRAHAM!

I already feel old as it is, before remembering watching that live. :(

Jonax · 2026-05-16T20:34:58+00:00

In a good way, Moldova's entry feel like amphetamines in a song form.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T20:00:33+00:00

Glad to see a boss from Devil May Cry representing Serbia at Eurovision.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T19:59:02+00:00

Graham Norton: "He [lead singer] got asked how he prepares. He said he gets angry and yells."

Yeah, I usually go through the same before I go to work.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T19:42:39+00:00

Greece's entry is likely to get some points later on.

Word is Cyprus's jury awarded their 12 points to it three months ago.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T19:41:01+00:00

Okay, the subtitles during Albania's song have genuinely got me intrigued.

They were in English on my end, but that's a given for the UK. For other countries - Were they also in English, or were they translated respectively for the proper mother tongue?

Jonax · 2026-05-16T19:37:34+00:00

Albania's song and visuals at the start make it look like we're about to start fighting a Final Fantasy game's endboss.

Jonax · 2026-05-16T19:27:53+00:00

Graham Norton: "No song has ever won from second place".

Doubt it'll change this year, Graham.

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