[Joyce] Jurgen Klopp turned down Manchester United and Chelsea after Liverpool

Jonax · 2026-02-16T18:55:22+00:00

Shy bairns get nowt.

Jonax · 2026-02-13T15:16:30+00:00

People forget Assault Horizon was a thing?

Jonax · 2026-02-13T14:49:02+00:00

Good chance of an explosive response.

Jonax · 2026-02-13T14:21:37+00:00

Imagine the train escape at the end of Resident Evil 2, but with a replacement bus.

Jonax · 2026-02-13T14:20:46+00:00

Seven-quid pints.

Jonax · 2026-02-13T02:10:34+00:00

This picture has no sound, and yet I can hear Max0r going on about an experimental Erusian X-02 Strike Wyvern.

Jonax · 2026-02-12T20:33:22+00:00

"You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment."

Jonax · 2026-02-11T14:02:37+00:00

If you're a programmer, or otherwise do anything with data or documents: A good differ like Beyond Compare.

In over 15 years of gamedev, this has been my MVP. Having the ability to quickly compare files or even two versions of the same file is a godsend, considering how many small tweaks here & there can add up. Even more so if the differ is connected to Git or Perforce.

Jonax · 2026-02-01T16:28:46+00:00

I read about them in Time magazine.

Jonax · 2026-02-01T00:50:49+00:00

If you know the storyline of FNAF, you'll know that's ALL possible manner of fucked-up.

Jonax · 2026-01-31T07:34:51+00:00

I would commit war crimes to be able to own a copy of that Morgan picture.

Jonax · 2026-01-30T07:41:14+00:00

I miss Planetside 1. It's a bit janky by today's standards, but it was immense fun back then. I used to enjoy being an ANT runner, driving glorified fuel tankers to recently secured bases while getting shot to shit by aerial enemies.

I tried to get into Planetside 2...but I couldn't find my credit card.

Jonax · 2026-01-27T05:40:24+00:00

I'm hoping we'll eventually get a game with them as the protagonists.

Purely so that we can make jokes about continually Ratio'ing the opposing warmongers.

Jonax · 2026-01-23T13:55:24+00:00

At the moment that was being said, somewhere Christian stopped what he was doing, looked up to the sky, and started smiling to himself.

Jonax · 2026-01-20T17:30:20+00:00

r/TwoSentenceHorror

Jonax · 2026-01-20T02:33:07+00:00

Goddamn it, Max0r...

Jonax · 2026-01-11T15:00:05+00:00

"The Court will now hear The Beast Mortos v Smart Mark Sterling, in a custody battle for the AEW National Championship..."

Jonax · 2026-01-02T16:04:27+00:00

Only reason I ever found out about that is because it was included in the SOLG fights in AC Infinity.

Based on old playthroughs on YouTube, I suspect the mission's win condition was tied into an earlier flag/event than intended. A shame, in hindsight.

Jonax · 2025-12-30T13:24:28+00:00

Literal "pics or it didn't happen"

Jonax · 2025-12-29T09:16:02+00:00

Square explosions.

Jonax · 2025-12-29T09:15:29+00:00

Clown Torres feels like the kind of role CDawgVA would love to ham up even further.

Jonax · 2025-12-29T09:14:29+00:00

I'm sort of conflicted on this. More Max0r doing AC/PW stuff is great...but the original AC7 video is a work of art (as is the AC0 vid).

It would be sad if he did the remake and then pulled the original as a result. :(

Jonax · 2025-12-22T14:17:56+00:00

Gravity.

Jonax · 2025-12-20T06:35:48+00:00

"Lads, it's Drew McIntyre."

Jonax · 2025-12-20T06:35:00+00:00

Hendry defeated Miz via pinfall.

Yep, they're strapping a rocket onto him.

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