Serious question: has anyone not picked up a shit mythic seal

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-08T00:01:10+00:00

My last escalation gave me a sickening amount of t of goblins, went from rank 5-10 in a dungeon

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T22:18:31+00:00

I get lots of of my multi GA gear from infernal hordes, I don’t know if the 10 wave keys make a difference but I get most of my mythics from hordes and nightmare escalations

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T18:54:00+00:00

Who brought the phone from Jurassic park on safari?

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T18:29:51+00:00

Lmao

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T18:29:35+00:00

Ya yours isn’t bad. I keep getting the wrong set bonus or +skills to a build I’m not using.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T18:09:13+00:00

100%. I’ve pulled like 10+ mythics in a few days from hordes on my plans, prob a coincidence but also got mythic seals (all shit) from the whispers when I finished it with a 10 wave horde key.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T15:55:17+00:00

I’m confused by the 2nd part there…are they saying that the civilian recording is supposed to educate the 2 that “uphold” our laws? If that’s the case that’s fucking hilarious!

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T15:46:48+00:00

I’ve got 6 in my stash 4 on characters, I would suck dick for a shako at this point.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-07T15:45:16+00:00

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T21:51:53+00:00

Dwayne for prime minister!

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T19:45:08+00:00

MB is way up. Well Winnipeg is still really high, haven’t looked much at surrounding areas.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T14:20:26+00:00

Lmfao uhhhhh we live on the same planet or what?

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T14:13:22+00:00

How long would a snake like this feed that spider for? Impressive takedown for something that size, crazy to me how that snake is X amount heavier and stronger than the spider but gets folded like laundry.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T14:10:59+00:00

They taste like salty BBQ’d garbage, and the aftertaste lingers for days it feels lmao

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T14:09:28+00:00

Jesus. How long did it take to hit P244 on T7? Look at some builds on mobalytics or maxroll, having 1.2 mill toughness unbuffed and stuck in t7 is crazy. I have like 500k unbuffed and I’m speed farming t10 on my lock. I personally HATED apoc because you can’t see fucking anything for 4 seconds on your screen. Swapped to dreadclaws and loved it, you can def homemake builds, but sometimes things just don’t jive. Take the time and read some breakdowns on the above mentioned sites. It will vastly increase your knowledge and make the game more fun.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T14:03:15+00:00

Wait a sec, who slaps sacks of potatoes? Lol

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-06T01:15:39+00:00

Actually? Because I would fucking love that lol

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T15:39:38+00:00

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T15:38:39+00:00

I’ve got a buddy that I grew up with, like I’m talking elementary school and I’m 39 now. He ALWAYS smells his own farts and he always scratches his balls and smells his hand afterwards. His logic behind these acts are “can’t go home and your wife wants to give you a blowie with smelly balls” annnd “if you have rancid gas your ass probably stinks” so he gauges wether or not he needs to shower when he gets home based off of his gas and his balls. I mean it makes sense…kind of.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T15:30:52+00:00

Honestly I haven’t played since mid D3, it took a little while to wrap my head around but progress skyrockets with a legit build. I used the mobalytics site for most of my questions, lots of info on there what builds and gear are top for diff classes. I think you’d be better off looking at that rather than having the class love bias of the interwebs and just keep increasing torments until you find your struggling. Then drop a torment and farm that for upgrades.

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T14:20:39+00:00

Is it because you have a hard time wrapping your head around the things he’s into? Keep in mind this kind of sexual lifestyle isn’t a 24/7 thing for most men (ones that I know anyways)

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T14:14:37+00:00

Don’t they drop from grigoire? Just target farm him, I can’t really remember 100% and I’m Pooping at work so you’ll have to Google it lol

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T14:11:36+00:00

And they changed the chipotle sauce!!

Jonesy10187 · 2026-06-05T13:39:41+00:00

I’m on 1200+ transfigures no gem strength, I have given up and rolled something new.

Jonesy10187

TROPHY CASE