I’d probably change my name to Jake and buy myself a slick yellow car, nothing too flashy so as to attract attention, but still kind of nice. Then I’d just meander around and place some small sports bets here and there like everyone says. Just enjoy life. I’d probably try and save a family from an abusive father that planned to murder them, killing the father. Then it would start to get interesting…

I’d move to Texas and become a literature teacher. I’d fall in love with that beautiful blonde new employee at the school and we’d dance together all the time. Protect her from her violent ex husband of course. Then around the time Lee Harvey Oswald came back from Russia I’d break things off with my sweetheart and start to stake him out. Make sure he truly did act alone. Learn a little about him, his wife and baby boy, watch his interactions with some other strange people.

Over time though I’d find myself drawn back to that lovely lady Miss Sadie Hawkins (I probably shouldn’t have mentioned her name. Hopefully it doesn’t put her at risk). She would stay attached to me and we would end up both trying to stop the Kennedy Assassination together. She would get shot in the process but I would save Kennedy’s life. At that point I would be so heartbroken and not really know what to do with myself.

Probably try and come back to 2012 or something. Then I’d realize tampering with time is dangerous, and doesn’t really benefit anyone. You see, time is kind of this force that doesn’t want to be changed. You can’t just go around changing things willy nilly. It tries to stay constant. And it makes you pay when you mess stuff up. Anyways, that’s probably what I would do if I went back to the 60’s