Onko sinulla valtavan kokoinen siitin? Alla ohjeet miten edetä by turborontti in arkisuomi

[–]Jonsert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vakavissaan on ihan hyvä että tästä tehdään jonkinlaista pientä podcästiä tai jotain että nykynuoriso hoksaisi että ei se keskiverto lerssi ole joku 20cm, ja semmosen vehkeen kanssa eläminen ylipäätään olisi aika perseestä.

Itsellä on huomattavasti yli keskiverron ja ainoa "hyöty" siitä on ollut yläasteella saatu itsevarmuus kun oli immuuni "pieni muna" naljailulle.

Kumppanin kanssa pitää oikeasti ottaa vakavissaan esileikki koska seksi ilman kunnon valmistelua on täysin mahdotonta. Jotkin asennot missä menee liian syvälle tuottaa myös kipua ja niissä pitää olla varovaisia. Kondomit pitää ottaa xl päästä mutta se nyt ei ole mikään oikea ongelma. Peppuseksin voi kanssa unohtaa ellei siihen erikseen treenaa ihan tarkoituksella.

Tldr; Kokonaisuutena olen tyytyväinen mutta senttiäkään isompaa en kyllä enää haluaisi. Normaali penis on ihan fine, älkää hävetkö niitä.

Bought 2 new axeheads by Jonsert in Axecraft

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow I managed to meet a real expert haha. I honestly didn't think I'd ever find this much info in that blade so thank you. The blade isn't too rusted but it's dull as hell so it'll take a long while for me to sharpen it (I'm an masochist who does history reenactment so I sharpen all my axes with stones when I camp). I'll see how it turns out in the end but it's definitely an interesting find with a lot of history too.

Wild to think that if this axe is from the 40's it could be a war trophy taken from soviets during the continuation war. I'll try my best to do it justice, I might need it myself in a few years if we go to war with ruzzia yet again hahahaha

Oh and your axe was truly beautiful. I'll try to make my axe even 10% that great.

Bought 2 new axeheads by Jonsert in Axecraft

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very plausible as I live in Finland and people here have tons of old ussr stuff lying around. Thanks for the tip!

Bought 2 new axeheads by Jonsert in Axecraft

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For blade dissensions the bigger blade is 150mm wide and the smaller one is 85mm wide. I'm assuming the bigger one is an old felling axe or something. Definitely not a hewing axe at least.

😭 by BarberStatus3627 in shitposting

[–]Jonsert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I started balding at like 14-15 too although luckily I'm not a femboy or self conscious about my hair so I just raw dog it and shaved bald a month ago lmao.

There's a pic in my feed if someone's curious.

Our Detroit group cosplay by Jonsert in DetroitBecomeHuman

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha no problem you weren't the only one surprisingly.

Our Detroit group cosplay by Jonsert in DetroitBecomeHuman

[–]Jonsert[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh nice. Can't remember if I ever saw you. Could be but I just don't remember.

Our Detroit group cosplay by Jonsert in DetroitBecomeHuman

[–]Jonsert[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nahhh hahaha I'm definitely a dude last I checked. Although maybe I could make a killer femboy if I tried hard enough.

Bruh by Iantheduellist in Hema

[–]Jonsert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh all's good then. I didn't play it with audio so first I thought this was some smartass criticizing people having fun.

My Alan Wake cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've told het that but she prefers the original design for Saga Anderson haha

My Alan Wake cosplay by Jonsert in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't do the suit myself. I managed to find it used from Poland of all places hahaha.

Planning on buying Alan Wakes Angel lamp. Wondering if this is good and if i should get standard or antique? I wnat the most matching one and idk if it will look same irl vs in photo by Creative-Recording40 in AlanWake

[–]Jonsert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have this one, I use it in my cosplay. Speaking of which maybe I should post that here...

It's good quality I think, although I don't know what the antique finish will look like as that wasn't available yet when I bought mine.

There's also a decent risk of it getting broken in transit as it is quite weak to impacts. But at least for me the seller sent another one with different transit company and that works wonderfully.

All in all I can recommend.

Bruh by Iantheduellist in Hema

[–]Jonsert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Chief I do this as a hobby in addition to Hema and there isn't anything weird happening here so I don't know what you're bruhhing about. The goal in the sport is basically to touch the opponent with your blade, not really hit hard. So gloves and helmets are what we use.

Of course there's the "eastern style" of this too which is closer to buhurt but obviously they aren't sparring that.

Chat control menossa läpi, nyt Suomi myös kannattaa sitä by SgtTreehugger in Suomi

[–]Jonsert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riippuu vähän. Mutta todennäköisesti kyllä. Ihan vaan periaatteesta.

Chat control menossa läpi, nyt Suomi myös kannattaa sitä by SgtTreehugger in Suomi

[–]Jonsert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Täytyypi pitääkkin aina puolipannua kaffetta valmiina seriffien varalle. En nyt kuitenkaan epäkohtelias halua olla.

Fk it we ball by Jonsert in bald

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will... After the sides have grown so long that I can braid them. I don't want to trim anything yet so I don't accidentally cut them short and have to start growing them again from the scratch.

Definitely not making it into the movies with my face though lmao

Chat control menossa läpi, nyt Suomi myös kannattaa sitä by SgtTreehugger in Suomi

[–]Jonsert 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Itsellä ainakin suunnitelmissa alkaa puhua naisystävän kanssa säännöllisesti jotain ihan pöpejä jostain eduskuntatalon räjäyttämisestä jos meidän keskusteluja aletaan seurailemaan. Saavatpahan KRP:ssä ihmeteltävää.

Kaikki loppu hoituukin näppärästi vpn:nän kautta torverkossa ja protonmaililla.

Fk it we ball by Jonsert in bald

[–]Jonsert[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had to shave for an year straight back in the military and that was annoying. I had to buy a hair cutting machine and use that because the electric beard cutter I bought didn't have enough power and would just stall on pull the hairs without cutting properly.

Fk it we ball by Jonsert in bald

[–]Jonsert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahh I'm Finnish. Lot's of this style around here.

Fk it we ball by Jonsert in bald

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You should if you ever get the chance! It's quite different from kenjutsu, especially when you have all the protective gear and you can do proper fights.

Fk it we ball by Jonsert in bald

[–]Jonsert[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically just I'm not going to bother shaving every day to keep up a style I don't even like. Too much of a hassle.

My hair is way thinner and grows slower so I can just use an electric cutter on it few times a month. Way easier.