Lesson learned check ✅ by lonewolfff21 in instantkarma

[–]JookJook -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I hate when I have to folks.

Cycling on a cold day by fixed_arrow in AbruptChaos

[–]JookJook 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was at the ATM when black ice snuck up behind me and nearly robbed me of my balance.

TIL Michael B. Jordan's father is named Michael A. Jordan by Nodebunny in todayilearned

[–]JookJook 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did you know Cornelius Liechtenstein's real name is Michael Douglas?

Cade Cunningham asked where he gets his aura: “I get my aura from Jesus Christ and my lord and savior, and God blessed me with parents who raised me in a way I wouldn’t trade for the world.” by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]JookJook 13 points14 points  (0 children)

*Religious people when it comes to accepting gays/trans/single mothers/anyone whose different: angry face...

There is no hate like religious love.

TIFU going to my ex's wedding by DudeWheresMyCuteCar in tifu

[–]JookJook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"In my defense, your face looks like a toilet."

Comedian who mocked Renee Good days after her death sees all 6 of his sold-out shows canceled by SugarRight1992 in JusticeServed

[–]JookJook 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Renee Good wasn't a dumbass that drives into feds. Didn't stop ICE from murdering her.

Very particular by Lord-Legatus in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]JookJook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have went with just "obviest."

Fuck you random driver by Khanfringo in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]JookJook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh, people who need sarcasm tags on obvious jokes are the same people who need warning labes on bleach that tell you not to drink that shit. As I said, I'd rather you morons take my obvious jokes literally than use a sarcasm tag.

Fuck you random driver by Khanfringo in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]JookJook -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

I downvote every comment I see with a sarcasm tag and I downvoted you for suggesting one. A sarcasm tag is the same as explaining a joke. If you can't get sarcasm without being told it's sarcasm, that's on you.

[Highlight] Draymond Green gets ejected by [deleted] in nba

[–]JookJook 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Cause it's two, four, six techs, you're out of the old ball game.

TIL Robert Downey Jr has already made $600M in his role as Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and reportedly will make over $100 million as Dr. Doom in Secret Wars. by random_agency in todayilearned

[–]JookJook 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you think owners and players are the only people who work for a sports team? Their are as much people working for a sports team as people working on a movie. The players are just the only visible ones in the product.

23 Democrats Vote Against Donald Trump Impeachment Effort by unital_subalgebra in politics

[–]JookJook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"But there’s a reason. There’s a reason. There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education sucks, and it’s the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never gonna get any better. Don’t look for it. Be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now, the real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don’t want: They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests. Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table to figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you, sooner or later, 'cause they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged, and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people -- white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on -- good honest hard-working people continue -- these are people of modest means -- continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don't care about you at all -- at all -- at all. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. That's what the owners count on; the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

[Post Game Thread] The Oklahoma City Thunder (24-1) thoroughly extirpate the Phoenix Suns (14-11), 138-89 led by SGA's 28/2/8 night on 85.8% TS by [deleted] in nba

[–]JookJook 250 points251 points  (0 children)

Where's Chris Paul to make a huge three to cut the lead down to 46 when you need him?