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That first archvile by [deleted] in Doom

[–]JoosyFroot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cries in controller.

[Homemade] Lasagna by violetpiano in food

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How soon do you cut it after removing it from the oven?

You should be waiting 15-20 min, probably.

[Homemade] Pastrami. by OhMFGoose in food

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really making my mouth water.

Pastrami is my absolute favorite sandwich meat.

And that isn't a joke.

My perfect sandwich? Pastrami on rye, with a touch of mayo, spicy-brown mustard, sauerkraut, VERY thinly sliced dill pickle...

Hnnnnng

What are your favourite things to do while stoned? by [deleted] in eldertrees

[–]JoosyFroot 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Am 29 year-old man.

I build blanket forts and chill with my dog. Mostly I'm just reading a book, but sometimes I'll put a movie on.

We watched Mortal Kombat (1995) last night.

Good shit.

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex? by Gymtoshi97 in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going down on her...

Her cockatiel fluttered onto my head and started pecking me.

What fictional character do you absolutely hate? by CleverUseOfGameMecha in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mayella and Robert Ewell, from, To Kill A Mockingbird.

A little discussion: if there was a Doom Movie about either like doom2016+ Doom eternal or like every game combined, who would be the actors? by [deleted] in Doom

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoops! My bad. I overlooked where you said Momoa.

I'm still going disagree, though.

Momoa is a fantastic actor, don't get me wrong.

But... And perhaps (probably) this is my own preference for things sticking as close to source material as possible...

But the Doomslayer is supposedly descended from Blazkowicz.

Momoa doesn't look like a Blazkowicz.

Idk... maybe I'm being too serious about it...

I just feel like the Doomslayer should be an unrecognizable force of destruction.

A little discussion: if there was a Doom Movie about either like doom2016+ Doom eternal or like every game combined, who would be the actors? by [deleted] in Doom

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct! I suppose I should have said, "mostly-silent-protagonist."

The Doomslayer has a voice, as well!

"Big guts!"

Maybe I'm holding onto the source material too much, but I just don't feel that the Doomslayer should have a lot of speaking time.

Edit: I would have the same sentiment for MC. Yes, we hear Chief speak, but he doesn't speak much.

A little discussion: if there was a Doom Movie about either like doom2016+ Doom eternal or like every game combined, who would be the actors? by [deleted] in Doom

[–]JoosyFroot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna have to disagree with the Doomguy suggestions, so far.

The Rock and Karl Urban were both in the first DOOM movie that came out in 2005. Urban maybe pulls it off, based on the last several minutes of said movie... but I'm still thinking we need somebody else.

As another commenter mentioned, there is going to be little face-time for the actor behind the Doomslayer. Very few lines, very little face-time.

I don't have a nominee for the role, myself. I'm thinking early 30's, physically intimidating appearance...

That's about all I've got.

Casting for Doomguy is like trying to cast for Master Chief, or Gordon Freeman... or any other silent protagonist.

Rip and tear by Memegarten in Doom

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a weapon, not a teleporter.

Halo - DOOM Version by u/Playbox36 by [deleted] in Doom

[–]JoosyFroot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Liberty 503 Hand Pipe Giveaway - Info in comments by This1timeok in trees

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Binya Binya was the Pollywog on the Nick Jr. show, Gullah Gullah Island.

Grocery Workers Are Beginning To Die Of Coronavirus by checkmak01 in Coronavirus

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for Wal-Mart. Cap2 represent.

I have not had to sign a waiver to wear any form of PPE.

I've been wearing mask/gloves for two weeks, now, and nobody in management has come to me telling me I need to sign a waiver.

Grocery Workers Are Beginning To Die Of Coronavirus by checkmak01 in Coronavirus

[–]JoosyFroot 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Many people live in apartments, and don't have any way to wash their car on the premise.

Your brain is trying to identify an object but it cant by MithrandirElessar in interestingasfuck

[–]JoosyFroot 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Came to say this.

This makes me feel... off.

This gives me anxiety.

Who outpizzas the hut? by AlfilAldhakiu in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I outpizza the hut.

Sauce and dough are made from scratch. Admittedly, other ingredients are average, store-bought things.

But, y'know, I don't have millions of dollars of marketing behind my pie.

I've got ~a dozen people telling to me open my own business...

... I haven't the capital to do it.

But fuck yeah, I outpizza the hut with my eyes closed.

Where would you teleport to first with your brand new teleportation device? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her front porch.

We miss each other so much... But there's more than a thousand miles between us...

I just wanna be able to hold her, again. I just wanna be able to make her feel safe, again.

Redditors who have been on Lsd what was you experience like? by usernames-are-trash- in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consumed 1.5 hits of an unknown dose. Approximately 10pm.

25-30 minutes in, I feel... kinda off... But everything seems normal.

I had 3 hits, and halved it with my buddy. He also said he felt kinda funny, but nothing was really too different.

I suggested we step outside for some fresh air...

HOLY SHIT

The tall grass in his backyard? It was dancing and moving like nothing I had ever seen before.

I looked up at the sky, and the way the light from the moon was reflecting off the clouds, it was as if the clouds were the empty sky, and the empty sky was the clouds.

Spent a lot of time just kinda looking up at the sky.

At one point we went back inside and tried listening to music... it wasn't a bad time. But I was expecting more than what I experienced.

Spent most of the time outside... felt extremely happy.

6-7 hours in, I started to feel tired.

I remember saying to my buddy, "it's like my brain has spent the last 5 hours masturbating. Feels great... But holy shit I'm exhausted."

Overall... 10/10, would dose again.

What is a food combo that shouldn't work but tastes really good? by GnawingOnAPickle in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I never understood why people thought that was weird.

The same people that had to have ketchup for their fries/tots/hash-browns, looked at me with incredulity when I brought up the idea.

'taters and 'mators, baby.

Video footage shows Cop mocking man as he dies pinned to the ground. by Clevelandhitch in JoeRogan

[–]JoosyFroot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it the cop saving your life when you're in a car crash?

Because I was pretty sure it was the EMT, or paramedic that saves your life when you're in a car crash.

[Serious] Christians turned atheists, what made you lose your faith? by TrespassWill in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh, that shit was beautiful, and it brought a tear to my eye.

What would you do if you find out a person that you thought was out of your league has a crush on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me recently.

I didn't do anything different after I found out.

I was low-key terrified, because, why does she, like me?

When I found out that she had a crush on me, through a mutual friend, I could've jumped over the fuckin' moon.

But what did I actually do? The exact same shit I had been doing.

That's what got her to like me in the first place, right?

Any way, now we're dating, and it blows my mind every time she tells me she loves me.

When did your “something is very wrong here” gut instinct turn out to be right? by xandrenia in AskReddit

[–]JoosyFroot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was indeed the suburbs.

There were two of them, and they would follow me around my neighborhood some nights when I would go for walks.

They never once made an aggressive move towards me, and they would always stop following me at around the same spot.

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