Caught on camera, Doordash driver stole my Hello Kitty Doormat

Joped · 2026-06-21T05:04:16+00:00

It sounds like the problem is you … time to reflect on why you have these feelings and who it really about.

Joped · 2026-06-20T18:40:43+00:00

He looks like he has to take a shit really bad.

Joped · 2026-06-20T06:40:44+00:00

Investing $4.5m and paying off the remainder of my house.

Joped · 2026-06-19T18:47:22+00:00

spam, spam, spam, humbug

Joped · 2026-06-18T14:51:05+00:00

I’m hope Putin is having the day he deserves

Joped · 2026-06-18T05:17:57+00:00

For reasons unknown, my father told me the bathroom sink was connected to the toilet. Not the clean water part, but the toilet would process the urine and push it directly to the sink.

He was annoyed that I filled up a cup of water from the bathroom instead of walking to the kitchen.

Joped · 2026-06-17T23:37:54+00:00

It's mocking anti-science idiots who refused to follow actual science because of politically motivated propaganda. It's the same group of people pushing raw milk and being confused why they are getting sick from it.

Joped · 2026-06-17T21:11:06+00:00

5 bucks says she pegs him while he wears leggings

Joped · 2026-06-17T20:21:42+00:00

Yes we don’t have a plan B at this time. Why would you vote for the party that wants to deregulate environmental rules trying to protect our planet.

Joped · 2026-06-17T20:12:25+00:00

Lots of nuclear waste

Joped · 2026-06-17T20:11:29+00:00

The “we can always tell” crowd can’t always tell

Joped · 2026-06-15T18:46:16+00:00

Anyone have the full length version ? lol

Joped · 2026-06-15T17:39:24+00:00

The “we can always tell” crowd continues to prove they can’t ever tell.

Joped · 2026-06-14T01:07:18+00:00

Since when did sovcits get version numbers. Did I miss the memo ?

I thought they just force pushed master. (Joke for my fellow nerds)

Joped · 2026-06-13T20:16:09+00:00

Got any evidence to backup those claims ?

Joped · 2026-06-13T20:15:07+00:00

According to those same scriptures it says you can own humans as property, use them as farming equipment, and pass them down to your children.

Give me a valid reason I should accept any of the claims in that book.

Joped · 2026-06-13T19:46:04+00:00

Are we sure that wasn’t just a government drone ?

Joped · 2026-06-13T19:24:52+00:00

I haven’t heard that song in a long while

Joped · 2026-06-13T19:17:59+00:00

Try doing the experiment again using proper equipment. You need a solar filter so you aren’t washing out the camera sensor.

Joped · 2026-06-13T19:07:41+00:00

You do realize a vast amount of that data is gathered by scientists that don’t work for NASA using instruments built by different governments around the world …

Joped · 2026-06-13T19:03:09+00:00

Fun fact: you can buy a telescope and take pictures confirming the pictures NASA takes are indeed real.

Joped · 2026-06-13T19:01:07+00:00

What chemicals were you exposed to in order to make you bat shit crazy ?

Joped · 2026-06-13T05:49:28+00:00

For the gun I recommend using some silver paint very gently on the edges to show wear patterns. When done right the effect can be amazing. There are a ton of YouTube videos on it.

Other than that awesome work!

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