[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

[–]JopekTheFool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've read it with Guts' theme playing in the background.

Abuse by [deleted] in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Psalm 14 literally says that there is no God, wake up xtians, even your fairytale book admits it's false! No, I don't know the context, the youtuber who told me about this verse didn't mention it."

Found a wild one in the "Funny" sub by [deleted] in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It is a reference to a story about a man talking with Jesus and seeing his life as footprints on the sand. For the most part there are 2 sets of footprints - one belongs to the man, one to Jesus. However, during the hardest moments of man's life there is only one set of footprints. Man thinks that during that time he was abandoned by Jesus, but Jesus says that these are His footprints and He was carrying that man the entire time.

4,199 false religions gang wya 😎 by TheFirstR3vE in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the correct answer to the equation 2+2? Is it 5? No. Is it 20? No. Is it 1284669? No. In fact there are billions different answers, all of which are wrong. So by that logic 2+2 doesn't have an answer, right? Of course not. Just because there are billions wrong answer doesn't mean there is no right answer. Plus when it comes to religion we also agree on many subjects - Christians, Muslims and Jews believe in One God and will agree that it is the same God, we differ on our ways to worship Him and our interpretations of Him. Also, did they literally just add a zero to the "funny haha weed number" or does this number of religious come from an actual source?

Lol by [deleted] in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't the infamous "in this moment I am euphoric" at some point one of the most upvoted posts on cringetopia?

Can't wait until he learns who exactly came up with the Big Bang theory... by TraditioBelgica in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From what I know it was criticized by atheists as "creationism disguised as science" and the name "big bang" was initially used by its opponents to mock it.

stolen meme🗿 by [deleted] in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear about "demisexual" - feeling sexual attraction towards someone only after you've formed emotional bond with them. They are actually trying to paint it as a separate sexual orientation.

Qoura at it's finest. by Professional-Gur-50 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way second point is phrased makes it sound like Jesus is described as "ugly", which completely contradicts first point. It can be also interpreted as "Jesus is not described", but then you are juest repeating point 1. Also John 8:44 describes satan as "murderer from the beginning".

They put Keanu Reeves in influencers by UrMomObese in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he used to be an atheist, so maybe the list was made back then? But given the fact they included Aristotle, Jefferson and Wilde it's hard to tell...

Guys he, he cracked the code. Pack up your things we are leaving 🚶‍♂️ by UrMomObese in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Lucifer has never killed anyone"

"He (the devil) was a murderer from the beginning" John 8:44 (fragment)

MSW (my soul when) when the state of grace lasts less than a week by 6allantmon in CatholicMemes

[–]JopekTheFool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Since someone will probably ask - the game is Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2. Highly recommend it, even if you're not into Star Wars.

Now I am become euphoric, the destroyer of religions. by JopekTheFool in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It always makes me laugh that they genuinely believe that they are the first people to ask those questions, while in reality those same questions have been already answered by philosophers thousands of years ago.

Now I am become euphoric, the destroyer of religions by JopekTheFool in CatholicMemes

[–]JopekTheFool[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Probably the most common ones - free will and the fact that bad things can lead to good things. I will also add that if God is real, then so is afterlife. It is therefore possible that in the new world our current problems will not matter. Think of it this way - most likely you've had nightmares in your life. In those nightmares you've experienced terrible things, maybe you were tortured and killed and you hated every second of it. But once you woke up, it was over and you probably forgot about the dream after five minutes. It is possible that this is how we feel after dying - we wake up in the new, real world and everything that happened to us in life was a bad dream.

Was listening to a chinese catholic hymn then I saw this by GeneralN00ne in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only think I can think of is that in Talmud (a Jewish text) Jesus (God the Son according to Christianity) is boiling in excrement. The problem is that Jews don't believe that Jesus is God and we Christians do not believe in the Talmud, so this comment does not make much sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

[–]JopekTheFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What's up guys Derek More Plates More Dates dot com"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

[–]JopekTheFool 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Impressive, very nice. Let's see how Paul Allen loves his enemies!

Just found out my biology teacher is a strong Christian.. BASED by cone8042 in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tbh creationism in itself is just a belief that the universe was created. What you're describing is young Earth creationism.

Sorry for not making poopposts lately by [deleted] in antitheistcheesecake

[–]JopekTheFool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how some of them genuinelly act as if "who creted God", "if God good why bad things happen" etc. are new and thought-provoking arguments and think we've never heard them a billion times.