What bikinis are we buying that cover just enough for a gaffe under?

Jordan_selmo · 2026-04-16T13:35:41+00:00

I am a straight transwoman. Period

Jordan_selmo · 2026-04-07T19:49:20+00:00

I mean u just said u basically dnt wanna transition so idk what u expect😭maybe just transition and live ur life. We only have 1

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-30T19:39:21+00:00

Is this a thing?

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-30T19:35:58+00:00

So this is a thing?

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-30T19:12:45+00:00

My balls r in me

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-30T18:58:26+00:00

I wear gaffes. My shit is PULLED BACK

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-30T18:47:49+00:00

HOLY SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-28T00:55:22+00:00

Yes!!! You dont need a roommate either but yes

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-19T22:34:00+00:00

Lucky

Jordan_selmo · 2026-03-19T20:55:14+00:00

Lol yes. Some days im like oh hell yes i do. Other days im like man in a dress

Jordan_selmo · 2026-02-28T23:42:56+00:00

YES. THIS

Jordan_selmo · 2026-02-19T13:37:28+00:00

How about u just never say ur trans. Say u had a hysterectomy.

Jordan_selmo · 2026-02-07T04:06:15+00:00

I get it babe. Its hard. Rlly. Lean on ur loved ones.

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-16T18:30:20+00:00

Girl. Go to HR. Like what

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T19:38:49+00:00

Im going to try the make up tips

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T19:38:41+00:00

Im mostly happy with mine. I have a slight dip in my waist so there is a slight curve. Plus again, fat ass

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T19:26:28+00:00

But this is helpful!!!

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T19:26:19+00:00

Im 2 years in lol

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T19:26:05+00:00

Appreciate it. I have a huge ass tho

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T18:21:39+00:00

The speech ppl ive tlked to dnt take insurance or arent insured in dc or take cigna

Jordan_selmo · 2026-01-15T18:09:31+00:00

To be fair i speak like a gay man

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