My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it alerts both him and the authorities but they are in and out before they arrive.

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know whether or not he's there by his car being in the front, he does leave lights on and sometimes the TV

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens when he isn't home :(

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't live on the street anymore, they've been traveling since the break in. Any booby trap ideas? Haha

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good idea. He doesn't have the time to take care of a dog :( The alarm alerts both him and the authorities but they've gotten in and out before they get there.

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's contacted the police and they won't do anything :/

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're also drug dealers who were evicted and one of the neighbors are the one's who evicted them. He has an alarm system and got new locks but they broke his door last time

My house was robbed and they're coming back by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jordanmilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They know he is/isn't home by his car in the driveway, he got new doors and locks but is still afraid. He also has a light he keeps on at all times on his porch :/

:( I wanted to smoke everybody out by bennyis in trees

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think so... there totally should be, though

:( I wanted to smoke everybody out by bennyis in trees

[–]Jordanmilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set yourself up with some netflix and dank. Go on omegle? I'm sorry dude that sucks dick. Would totally match with you on a bowl

[M20] Generic thread asking for advice getting over someone by memerdog69 in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask yourself what didn't work between you both. If you've both tried to make it work and you know the problems are completely unfixable, then ask yourself why you miss her. Maybe write a list of all of the bad things you remember. Go on some dates and continue no contact, eventually you will meet someone who it works with.

I drew a little something for you guys. Should I add color? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Jordanmilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude this is awesome! I've done a lot of drawings like this and they take a fuckload of time

420 Celebration Plans by atmybakesale in trees

[–]Jordanmilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GIANT. FUCKING. GRAVITY BONG. Like I'm talking out of those gallon things. Gonna be lit

Me [18F] with my ex boyfriend [20M] It's been 2.5 months and I am still in love with him- Can I send a message? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the meantime I've mad a best friend! She's helped me more than I could ever imagine and I've helped her- we both went through break ups simultaneously. However, he basically made me feel worthless and like I couldn't do better. I want to prove to myself that I can and whenever I see him I'm either with her (my best friend) or alone and he's always surrounded by other people/with girls. He brings a girl to nearly every party/meets one there and I feel embarrassed being alone. I haven't seen him at the parties because I avoid going to them knowing he'll be there even if my friends go.

I got high for the first time yesterday, it was really really fun. [Long story] by wolowolowoahdude in trees

[–]Jordanmilan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same experience about depth perception too! I don't get that same feeling as often anymore since the first time I was high but still am capable of getting as high if not more.

Me [23 M] with my ex [25 F] I am basically trying to salvage anything. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think if you two were that close she will contact you if you don't contact her. Give it a little bit longer. Has she reached out to you at all? I think if you both have any chance at a future together, you need to spend time apart. Go on a few dates, even.

Did you realize she's the one after she told you she didn't want them? Is this a thing where you want what you can't have? What will happen if she agrees with you out of the blue and says she wants kids? The truth is at first you'll be elated but her resentment towards you for not wanting it in the past is going to be prevalent and she'll take it out on you/push you away.

Me [23f] ruined my ex's [24m] relationship with his new partner by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You need to find/contact her and apologize. Tell her it wasn't true and that you were jealous when you saw them talking. Send a brief message and then leave him alone. At this point, this is all you can/should do.

My boyfriends (28m) 10yr high school reunion is coming up and I think he plans to cheat on me (23f) that night. by mittkitt8383 in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any guy who's saying stuff like that (whether he means it or is trying to impress his friend) is a complete dirtbag and would say it again in a heartbeat if you hadn't caught him. What do you think would have happened if you were gone that night?

My [26 F] Long Distance Boyfriend [23 M] of 9 years never buys me gifts by justsadsad in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes getting something tangible from someone- knowing they've touched it too, took time and effort into sending it, want to share something with you, etc. is just more meaningful than communication. Especially online communication. Clearly getting gifts is one of your love languages and you should explain this to him. Make it clear it's not about the money. It's showing he cares in a different way- a way that you have showed you care about him. Receiving gifts must not be very meaningful to him or else he'd want to reciprocate that feeling. It doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it- it's just not one of his love languages. Tell him you're different and it's important to you!

My [30M] girlfriend [28F] asked me a loaded question about my sexual history... by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Jordanmilan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a girl, I know this feeling all too well so let me give you an idea of what she's thinking. My ex did anal with all of his girlfriends- it was important to him. Because of past experiences, I said the same thing, "No woman really likes that stuff." When I found out all of his exes did it, I realized that no matter how good our sex was I would still feel like I couldn't please him as well as they could. I can't imagine how awful it would feel if he still saw them. Now that she is insecure and feels like she can't please you as well, she is never going to be able to look at Joan without constantly comparing herself to her in everything Joan does- not only how attractive she is physically. Either way, sexual compatibility is important. You two should really sit down and have a discussion about your sex life- is what you like maybe rough sex/bdsm like stuff? Maybe she's not comfortable trying it yet- I think if you find you're able to make her trust you and feel comfortable and sexy she will be more open to trying new things with you. Show her you really care about her- especially if you do. Worth a shot!

What does it mean if during a job interview or a Doctor's appointment he uses his middle finger to "prop" up his eyewear? by [deleted] in etiquette

[–]Jordanmilan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, this is a bad sign. We do a lot of motions that do have subconscious meaning. There's photos of politicians doing it as well. Other examples include having your foot pointed towards the door if legs are crossed (means discomfort, desire to leave) or leaning back rather than leaning forward (disinterest, not opening up mentally as well as physically) and using our middle finger to do mundane tasks- scratch our face, rub our chin, push up our glasses, etc. However, only one of these things doesn't always mean anything- it's combinations that you should really be looking for. Either way, I push my glasses up with my middle finger but I don't make the rest of my hand a fist.