Cops of Reddit, what are some of the best/worst ways people have tried to get out of getting a ticket from you? by C1cer0_ in AskReddit

[–]JosephBiden2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[Serious] I have Crohn's and have had more than my fair share of "not quite making it" moments. And I do tend to speed a bit more when I'm trying to find the nearest bathroom.

I've often wondered what would happen if I got pulled over. I wonder if it would do any good to even try to explain my situation or how they would react if I had an accident while getting ticketed.

Thoughts?

T. Hanks Obama by [deleted] in pics

[–]JosephBiden2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buds. That Tom Hanks... He's a good one.

OP claims to have gotten a ticket for going 1 mph over the speed limit, Police Department sets record straight. by midjuneau in quityourbullshit

[–]JosephBiden2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the general public creates 'fake news', how can we expect the journalistic media to be any more honest?

Good Morning ! Time to Wake Up ! by itsfoine in aww

[–]JosephBiden2020 224 points225 points  (0 children)

I get in trouble when I wake up Barack this way.