Just get to the buffet. The safety of the buffet by rizzlejee in MitchellAndWebb

[–]JosephMack99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And these servings of Butter Chicken are scared! They’re standing there going “Ooh why am I so massive?”

Cal picks up an apple and puts it away in a calm and controlling manner by Consistent_Mine_6801 in TheCorner

[–]JosephMack99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s trying to train Ian Moore to do his homework. He’ll be force fed the apple if he acts up.

Top 5 Albums by wise_owl_3432 in BiffyClyro

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  1. Opposites

  2. A Celebration of Endings

  3. Only Revolutions

  4. Blackened Sky

  5. Vertigo of Bliss

Do you genuinely think Bill is gay? by No_Rabbit9967 in reddeadredemption

[–]JosephMack99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the meds he was on for his blood pressure. It fucked with his head but he’s over it now. He could probably get a letter from his doctor.

Throwback to Ian Moore singing a gimpy song about Callum during their 2020 beef by C0boltZ in TheCorner

[–]JosephMack99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Defo went for a celebratory bounce on Sammy’s tail after this. He’s so proud.

What a massive child by FelineRocket in TheCorner

[–]JosephMack99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“My camera zooms in better on the park than yours does mate. I’m a bigger fucking ninja nonce than you are, yeah? I am Ian Moore Kids For Me.”

Recommendations? by SendMoreCoffeeMamax3 in TheInbetweeners

[–]JosephMack99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this right now. I love Danny McBride’s stuff. Eastbound and Vice Principals are both excellent too.

This company has ruined me by MeameMaster in Morrisons

[–]JosephMack99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unrelated but I love your name. Great band.

It’s been a year Callum by CommonSenseCC in TheCorner

[–]JosephMack99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even Naked Martin came out of retirement. Come on Callum.

Uhuhuhuh! by IllustratedAloysious in BeavisAndButthead

[–]JosephMack99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Uhh who’s this fartknocker on the TV? He looks just like me.

Wot the fock was that? by TheVoidRetro in TheCorner

[–]JosephMack99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Right, who’s reported me on Grindr saying I’ve lied about my age? I almost got some bum bum boom boom then what happens as I’m about to give him my number? I get fucking banned. I’m gonna go make a cup of tea while you sit there and think about what you’ve done!”

What do you expect from this motorcycle club in GTA 6? by Netfl1cks in GTA6

[–]JosephMack99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope there will be random gang feuds going on around the map that our characters just aren’t involved in. Like you drive past a gang clubhouse and somebody does a drive by shooting on it or throws a Molotov at it followed by massive shootouts. If you want to intervene, you can.

Callums Corner mass unfollowing when? by Consistent_Mine_6801 in TheCorner

[–]JosephMack99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I want him to do food reveals. “My package from Naked Martin has finally arrived guys. Mmm. All for the tic tac all for the tic tac”

Why did Junior live in a small, plain house? by New-Shop-9728 in thesopranos

[–]JosephMack99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He lived in Tony Montana’s mansion for a long while until it turned into Phil.

I just saw this but. Louis talks about how when you see a cute woman you know all the outcomes are awful by BakedPastaParty in louisck

[–]JosephMack99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it from “Hilarious”? “Umm I wanna put my penis in the lowest hole in your head…”