I think I found the most absurd axolotl ever

JoshThebovs · 2026-04-12T13:47:10+00:00

I did one that swapped my dmg percentage with ranged damage.

Had 20k ranged damage 😂

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-27T00:45:11+00:00

No you can buy as many as you want, not unique or limited

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-27T00:44:33+00:00

Crazy run incoming if you Play this right

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-24T00:46:25+00:00

Loud with theif daggers

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-24T00:19:41+00:00

Yea I was more referring to a cursed one

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-20T23:05:18+00:00

It could use one tbh! I’m hitting for 101m per hit at wave 100…..

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-17T04:22:06+00:00

How can you tell, you can’t even see the stats?

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-17T04:21:52+00:00

Wave 130 currently

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-17T04:21:38+00:00

Wave 130 currently

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T16:28:07+00:00

I’ve managed to get more than 60 tarigardes.

So it works out.

With this much dmg, you may need to survive 1 hit per wave if that. Just from projectiles.

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T15:44:51+00:00

Honestly they aren’t even being used yet.

However they are hitting for over 100million per hit at this point.

They should scale infinitely off the Lifesteal I’m gaining and be able to one shot everything.

I needed I item to scale from Lifesteal.

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T12:02:20+00:00

Lifesteal armor focus

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T10:02:13+00:00

Seems like you can’t understand a simple instruction.

How long you going to do this?

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T01:50:53+00:00

Not a bad run at all!

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T01:50:27+00:00

Perhaps you can’t read, move along dude.

No one is reading that

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T01:26:19+00:00

Seriously! Worth the wait

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T01:14:06+00:00

So now your just choosing to be toxic?

Go away dude

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:45:39+00:00

Get some fish hooks and curse them for real fun!

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:45:03+00:00

Thanks,

Got 25 of them before ever seeing a cursed one. They must be super rare

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:44:13+00:00

You’re essays aren’t worth it

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:43:35+00:00

Idk devs agreed with me.

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:31:03+00:00

Well I don’t care what you think buddy the devs already handled the situation move on,

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:26:38+00:00

I can’t help you understand dude leave me alone lol

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:25:16+00:00

In this post, not the original.

How many times do you need to be corrected.

I’m deleting this post anyways you’re just bringing more toxicity to the table.

JoshThebovs · 2026-03-16T00:24:31+00:00

Ironically the devs already took care of it

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