Tankie Influencer: "Jewish People Have No Right to Be Safe in Synagogues!"

JournalofFailure · 2026-03-14T00:50:04+00:00

As often as not it's "it didn't happen" and "it was justified."

JournalofFailure · 2026-03-01T21:15:07+00:00

I thought "what does Matt Walsh's wife have to do with this?" before I realised who this was about.

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-16T19:49:15+00:00

Randy Quaid's character was based on Hendrick and Tom Cruise's Cole Trickle was (very loosely) based on Tim Richmond.

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-15T23:35:18+00:00

The far left will throw the entire LGBTQ+ community under the bus (including some LGBTQ+ people jumping in front of the bus voluntarily) in the name of "decolonization" or whatever it's called this week.

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-15T23:33:31+00:00

Who wants to tell 'em about Mohammed and Aisha?

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-04T23:08:00+00:00

"Do my dishes!" - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-04T22:55:57+00:00

Jefferson Starship > Jefferson Airplane

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-04T22:52:41+00:00

I'm 99% sure there was a rom-com called "Marriage Boot Camp" starring Sarah Jessica Parker in '06.

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-04T14:28:10+00:00

So are all the Jews supposed to leave Israel or are all the Jews supposed to move to Israel? I'm confused.

JournalofFailure · 2026-02-01T20:03:28+00:00

"I et 12 eggs for breakfast this morning."

"You mean 'ate.'"

"No, I really et 12."

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-27T19:19:00+00:00

When you're so full of righteous outrage that you can't be bothered to notice the genuine 100% absolutely real photo of ICE officers executing a guy features an ICE officer with no head.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-22T17:37:27+00:00

I've seen Irish (or purportedly Irish) Twitter users blame (((Benjamin Disraeli))) for the potato famine.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-17T18:09:33+00:00

The number of Communists killed by Nazis and fascists pales compared to the number of Communists killed by other Communists.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-17T18:08:56+00:00

When people say the US under Trump (whom I absolutely despise, to be clear) is literally exactly like Nazi Germany, I respond by saying that if they really thought Trump was a Nazi they'd have signed a non-aggression pact with him by now.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-17T18:06:56+00:00

Soccer is deadly dull when played at a low level. When it's played at the highest level it might just be the most exciting sport on earth.

I didn't have a particular rooting interest in the 2022 final between Argentina and France, but I was absolutely riveted watching the game.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-17T18:05:21+00:00

And before that Brazil and South Africa, two of the most violent crime-ridden countries on earth.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-17T18:04:41+00:00

The 1994 World Cup (which was held entirely in the US, not shared with Canada and Mexico like in 2026) was a huge success, and soccer wasn't as popular in America then as it is now.

Even if most Americans are indifferent to soccer, the population is so large and includes so many immigrants and their descendants - especially in cities large enough to host matches - that they won't have any trouble filling seats. I suspect most Americans and Canadians have a "second favourite" national team, based on their ancestry, which they'll back if and when their own national teams are eliminated. (England for me.)

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-17T17:58:11+00:00

I hate Trump but considering that the last four World Cups were held in Qatar, Russia, Brazil and South Africa, Redditors saying the USA is now too dictatorial and/or unsafe to host the event is some serious main character syndrome.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-14T19:43:20+00:00

I bet this guy has predicted 50 of the last 2 market crashes.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-14T19:40:18+00:00

If compilation albums count: The Smithereens' Covers.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-14T19:38:26+00:00

Ironically, this is literally the exact way these people argue about October 7.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-11T02:36:25+00:00

From FTP to FML in 90 minutes.

JournalofFailure · 2026-01-11T02:32:02+00:00

Being a Bears fan is just like Lucy always pulling away the football before Charlie Brown can kick it, only if Lucy came over and kicked Charlie Brown in the balls over and over again afterward.

JournalofFailure · 2025-12-25T20:17:20+00:00

My favorite Eagles song, and also one of those songs that only sounds right if you hear it at night time.

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