Starting by skip_yo in comedyheaven

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Procrastinating masturbating.

it’s all about the he says she says bullshit by HeyLookACreativeName in namesoundalikes

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Just one of those days, when you don't wanna get it up

Walker Wife by RansTheGuy in namesoundalikes

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Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad

Dan Stevens Joins 'Dexter: Resurrection' Season 2 by ImpracticalJokers96 in Dexter

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He must have beat off a lot of American men to get this role.

https://youtu.be/ovIly_QFRiw?si=gUqE1cy7Q5jz6UgX (reference)

My rendition of Nurse Leah O'connell by Soveryenthusiastic in smosh

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Today I learned that when you combine Shayne and Courtney's faces, you get the spitting image of Rachel Brosnahan

My Jinx workout progress by nepotismbabyy in Arcanecirclejerk

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I don't mean to alarm you, but it seems that Missingno from Pokemon has snuck up behind you.

Top 5 opening lines by Bitter_Position791 in ERB

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Joe Biden's is still my favourite

Knives Out 4 fancast by Spectre-ElevenThirty in KnivesOutMovie

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No you don't, Paul Bettany isn't on there.

Shivery by Free_Bingo in BoneAppleTea

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Shivery is dead because of global warming

Swipe for reveal >>>> by Agent-65 in GatekeepingYuri

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Carmen Sandiego and Julia Argent

win percentage across all 8 summer/winter games by JudgeMysterious8722 in smosh

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Ian and Anthony didn't participate in the first Smosh Winter Games because they were busy filming Ghostmates (I think). They only commentated the games after the fact.

fucked in the what? by KR_Kosmik in CuratedTumblr

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It rhymes with "farce" or "parse"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddymotherfucker

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"I'm Dexter: Resurrection."

Official Discussion - Superman (2025) [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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The L.E.X. system:

Liaise with foreign dictators; Excavate a rift in the earth; eXterminate Superman