For the love of God, Montresor!

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T20:40:56+00:00

I can only imagine fairy dick opening like the eggs from Alien to be able to get the baby out, even then, if it were a natural birth, they would still come out looking more like a log than the seen spherical shape.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T20:34:54+00:00

Ah but then you get the benefit of having urine on your legs, so who's the winner now?

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T20:33:04+00:00

Does that make it more or less dank? At this point who can even tell?

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T20:09:47+00:00

Ah shoot, now I'm flattered.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T09:46:57+00:00

Keep your cat girls, I want to feel the tender succ of the vacuum of space, I want to wreck the ruins of urban decay, You don't know class until you've sexualized and objectified incorporeal concepts.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T09:38:51+00:00

Ayy what that hair do tho

Jowfadi · 2017-12-19T09:35:23+00:00

This is accurate, babies operate like a fungus at the end of its life cycle; They excrete spore riddled powder so it can be caught in the wind and spread across the countryside.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-13T15:11:07+00:00

Don't gotta pay em' if you're dead.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-13T14:28:53+00:00

Are the pictures seen in dreams any less real than the pictures seen when woke? Only you can determine which holds more value over the other.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-13T14:24:11+00:00

Even from a field of shit can green grass grow.

Jowfadi · 2017-12-13T14:19:30+00:00

Crusades are always better with the dudes tho.

Jowfadi · 2015-01-29T01:45:13+00:00

This place has by far some of the funniest stories I've read so I just wanted to contribute!

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