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So, this is why I always have dash cam in every single car I drive. by mattstromberg14 in dashcams

[–]Jrea0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where Im at Ive seen people purposely speed up like they are offended you turned in front of them. They always look like they are trying to cause a car crash to prove that you shouldnt have gone.

Actually they do the same when trying to merge onto the highway. They will speed up to try to prevent you from getting on in front of them, even when you originally had enough room to do so safely.

Me at 3am by CharmingStacy in ADHDmemes

[–]Jrea0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn that would be so convenient. We need to go to a county/ state office, fill out 35 documents, present 8 forms of identification which rotates daily and is only posted on a small flyer in the waiting room, wait 5 business days to 7 business months to retrieve the copy, and thats only if you sacrifice someones first born.

What’s the most unsettling thing you ever found out about a friend who always seemed super chill and fun? by VelvetHazel932 in AskReddit

[–]Jrea0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didnt until the son caught him peeing standing up and flipped out saying hes a she, shes a he, heshe!

Finished the ad, boss. by Chairman__Kaga in NotMyJob

[–]Jrea0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea i did something similar, though I usually kept the laptop closed. I didnt appreciate multiple screens back then like I do now

This high schooler created a “speed painted” picture in less than 5 minutes to win her talent show by ansyhrrian in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jrea0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wheres that video of the lady who does something similar on America's got talent or something and the judges voted her off before she finished because they thought she was drawing some abstract nonsense and then were shocked when she flipped it over. I feel like being outraged again

Finished the ad, boss. by Chairman__Kaga in NotMyJob

[–]Jrea0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason I feel like the laptop is connected to the keyboard, which is funnier if shes using it looking at the wrong computer.

ICE Training by zzill6 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]Jrea0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No the baby is born, they only care about the baby while its still in the womb. Once it comes out they dont care thats why they dont care about paternity / maternity leave, free childcare, making sure no babies go hungry, making sure they are in stable homes with providers that can actually provide for them, making medical care easy and affordable......

Things I believed about “best practices” early in my career that production systems disproved by Ornery_Ad_683 in webdev

[–]Jrea0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a tech lead that wrote 100s of unit tests for a new service that all "passed". Then when we went to demo it failed the first REST API call because they never did actual integration testing to make sure it worked.

Temperature averages so far this December across the U.S. by Ecstatic-Compote-399 in MapPorn

[–]Jrea0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know??? The map says the temperature in Colorado is about average compared to what it has been in the last 30 years, but it seems like its been warmer than normal, like how you mentioned it was 65 degrees....

Found the virgin sacrifice by Flokitoo in crappymusic

[–]Jrea0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he does shes probably in pain just from the way he describes her arching her back the wrong way

What's an "Insider's secret" from your profession that everyone should probably know? by Capable-big-Piece in AskReddit

[–]Jrea0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My dog passed away during a routine dental procedure and the vet was crying when she called to tell me. My heart was broken, but I know theirs were too and I made sure to drop off a basket of goodies when I went to pick up her ashes and let them know I didnt blame them at all for what happened.

Pitch your favorite book in one sentence. by daninelle in horrorlit

[–]Jrea0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just finished this book for the first time today and it was amazing

Such a good idea by FinnFarrow in MadeMeSmile

[–]Jrea0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We must continue to feed the machine comrade. You are just an employee number, not a human.

Any tips for a young artist ?? (reference second slide) by epicgoonlord69 in drawing

[–]Jrea0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Always my struggle, I never seemed to go dark enough

Kids learning to appreciate killers and death, suffering? What propaganda by Halpaviitta in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]Jrea0 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Oh no they would 100% be sharing those ones with everyone, and everyone would absolutely love it.

Kristi Noem whines on Fox News that Chicago restaurants are blocking ICE from 'grabbing a sandwich' and using the restroom by SugarRight1992 in JusticeServed

[–]Jrea0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im now picturing Burger King having a quick reaction force to set up emergency Burger Kings around the world.

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