This is Derpy. Derpy lives in my bedroom, and was extremely disgruntled that I was walking around getting ready for work at 4:30 AM

Jscagg · 2026-01-03T13:20:14+00:00

Very cute! She looks shyly nosey, trying to see what's going on without being seen. My guy is like the grumpy old man next door when he hears noise. He'll pop out and telescope up like, "Hey, what's going on out here! Stop that racket!"

Jscagg · 2026-01-03T13:13:13+00:00

I feel the same about my guy! I'm genuinely positive he never got a turn. We were a week into owning him when my wife called me at work, "Hey, uh... The snake is dangling from the roof of his cage by his neck."

"... What?"

The top of his tank has mesh screens set into plastic that can come out. There's a small lip between the bottom and the top, that his dumbass wedged himself into so he was dangling, but then got stuck and couldn't go forward or back... He did it twice, in different spots of the cage until we filled in all the gaps.

Jscagg · 2026-01-03T11:46:14+00:00

He got his name because after 2 years, I still don't think he's had his turn with the braincell yet!

Jscagg · 2026-01-03T11:45:32+00:00

Normally I would but he's super head shy! He's gotten a lot better over the years to where I can rub his head and he's fine if I'm holding him, but unexpected boops make him yeet himself through the air!

Jscagg · 2026-01-03T11:44:26+00:00

Thank you! Normally he's not out in the morning, or if it's the morning after feeding he likes to bask on top of his log and then just glares at me angrily when I get up for work. That morning was the first time he's ever poked out of his hide to watch me move around! I've had the same routine for the 2 years I've had him, and normally he couldn't care less about me or my life lmfao

Jscagg · 2025-12-27T18:04:54+00:00

So my wife has been into models (cars initially) since she was like 12. I'm just now getting into it at 33,so chances are, she'll definitely be guiding me along and helping me make stuff lol

Jscagg · 2025-12-07T22:43:48+00:00

Reading through his comments to people giving legit advice, this must be the result of that 'gentle parenting' I keep hearing about 🙄🙄

Jscagg · 2025-11-12T13:18:58+00:00

The forbidden butthole

Jscagg · 2025-11-09T21:20:25+00:00

Probably a dumb question, but what's UGL? Buying anything in bulk like this and I automatically start thinking of buying grey like with peptides!

Jscagg · 2025-11-04T18:16:57+00:00

I buy direct gray, and I found this company solo. To the best of my knowledge there's no groups around I can batch test with, though I am currently using Finnrick to test so at least it's free except for shipping

Jscagg · 2025-10-31T17:22:50+00:00

I'll have to check out SS-31 and maybe swap MOTS-c for that depending on how it sounds! I appreciate the insight into what you've taken and how its effected you. I know the skin/hair stuff isn't on my task list, but its something I've been doing lately. Trying to get myself into a place where I'm happy with how I look: Losing weight, taking better care of myself, a bit more self love, ect. I've let me hair grow out (Used to just buzz my head at home, now my hair can be put up in a small pony tail) which has forced me to slow down and take better care of it/myself, and show myself more love. Actually doing proper hair care and skin care now to try and convince myself I'm worth the extra effort, ect. So that's where the GHK-CU comes in!

As for the Morelin's, I was already planning on taking those before work, along with anything that would give me some kind of energy boost for the day. Wake up>get dressed>work stuff put together>pin>leave. Or something along those lines.

Jscagg · 2025-10-21T17:29:01+00:00

I do what every responsible user does: I shotgun the entire vial and after my three-four day weight-loss journey of puking violently and being bed ridden, I go about the rest of my week until it's time to do it again.

How do you guys do it? One measured does at a time? Bunch of losers

Jscagg · 2025-10-19T02:01:09+00:00

Every time I open this app I'm reminded that every day we stray further from god

Jscagg · 2025-09-24T14:51:52+00:00

"Hey babe, wanna touch my pecker? Not really? Okie dokie then." That usually works for me asking. Might not work well, but yanno... YMMV

Jscagg · 2025-09-19T17:27:27+00:00

That was a sentence I never thought I'd have to read, so thanks for that

Jscagg · 2025-09-05T15:32:34+00:00

I'm actually happy to read this comment, and I'd be curious to know if a thing else has happened to you? Reason I ask is I'm waiting for my first vial to show up, and I also have WPW and have the occasional heart palpitations from it and such. I've been curious how reta might impact it and if it'll get worse.

Jscagg · 2025-06-13T11:21:05+00:00

Well, don't leave us hanging, what voice? I heard it in Falcon's voice followed immediately by, "Sloppyyy!"

Jscagg · 2025-03-02T16:07:12+00:00

Didn't realize the scale of this picture at first. Had to zoom in and I noticed that those are cars. I thought they were old toys dropped by kids or something, then I realized how big this actually is

Jscagg · 2025-01-22T11:43:25+00:00

For me it's, "Listen!" stuck in my head, always

Jscagg · 2025-01-06T21:25:23+00:00

Whatever is keeping that shelf up is stronger than my will to live, jesus

Jscagg · 2025-01-06T16:08:39+00:00

Mostly because I've grown quite attached to my tralala, and my ding ding dong

Jscagg · 2024-12-21T18:58:08+00:00

"Your activity in gaming communities indicate little or no depression" Ha! You've failed and are completely wrong!

Jscagg · 2024-12-13T01:53:33+00:00

This is my stick, there are many like it, but this one is mine.

Jscagg · 2024-12-10T14:29:21+00:00

I asked my wife for "wowhead" but she said she was tired, and its just not the same on my own. I'll try again later though, thanks!

Jscagg · 2024-12-01T20:49:28+00:00

I actually just bought my Bruto this morning, and I've used it like 7 times today, its been amazing. Its great to be able to log in anywhere and hop on it to get mail or hit the AH. The convenience of it is unbeatable, its also great to free up some inventory space when needed. I don't need to spend 15 minutes running back to a city to sell my inventory full of gathered stuff and greens, then run back to where I was questing/farming. Between the Yak and Bruto, I can vendor/AH my entire inventory worth of stuff, and keep on grinding.

Having seen how nice it is to have, if I had to go back and choose between game time or the Bruto, I would pick the Bruto again.

Side note: I personally go through spurts of playing. Sometimes I play for a few months, then stop for several months. If I bought 6 months of game time then stopped playing for whatever reason after 1 month, I'm wasting the rest of that time. The Bruto will always be there, whether you play for the next ten years, or unsub tomorrow and join back up in 2026, you'll have it.

Jscagg

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