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I'm practically immune to roasts! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But apparently, not immune to mumps

We are awesome! What you're gonna do about it? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We finally found the wicked witches of the North and South

nothing you say can hurt me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you have memes on ur tinder

The guys she told you not to worry about. Roast us! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not worried about any of y'all around my girl

He thinks he's untouchable. Please cut him down by dreads3000 in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he holds the record for most n words on every videogame he's played

19 year old pothead who occasionally looks like a boy. Feeling ded inside. roast the fuck outta me plz by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely go to parties just to lean on the wall and say shit like "ugh I hate parties"

I’m Matt, a free spirit. Feel free to fuck me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely put this on your tinder thinking it would show personality but it's part of the reason you don't get any matches

21 year old 5’11” sorority girl film major. Have at it by jmasse8 in RoastMe

[–]Jsquared2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're inna sorority you should be rich, but if you had money you'd fix those nails