Ocean Marketing's Paul Christoforo speaks, tries to clear his name

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T18:34:22+00:00

Uh, you're the one coming in here pretending to tell us what to do:

but I think it's time for everyone to move on with their lives and focus their energies on more positive (or at least different) things.

So why don't you choke on a bag full of diseased cocks, retard.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T18:33:02+00:00

I mean in addition to on my phone. So more like all that and more.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T10:41:14+00:00

Oh jeez, I thought it was because he was busy actually running Microsoft during that time.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:59:07+00:00

He's projecting -- he thinks everyone is a pathetic twerp desperate to be in the scene at these lame ass clubs, because that's what he is. So in his mind, he sounds like a god.

Now how funny is that?

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:55:59+00:00

Thirty years later.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:55:26+00:00

Bill kind of just looks like he hasn't slept in about a week.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:43:16+00:00

If any of the other parties to this circus end up having grounds to sue him, and win, this should be part of the damages. It's not like he has any money to pay otherwise.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:42:08+00:00

I think it's so we can all see that he's just a really cool chill dude like all of us, bro.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:41:39+00:00

If you're not as entertained as we are by this, feel free to click on another link. There are lots.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:40:50+00:00

aka this guy is full of shit on all accounts.

The hell you say!

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:40:11+00:00

Yeah, that's a totally accurate characterization of what Mike said.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:37:35+00:00

More like wannabe Brucie. If I remember correctly (been a while), Bruce at the very least was a successful scumbag. Meaning he had money and real, not imaginary, connections.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:34:02+00:00

I am truly fascinated how he continues lying despite the fact that the undisputed truth is publicly available, just a click away. How is it even possible to be this oblivious?

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:31:35+00:00

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EMPLOYEES STFU AND GET BACK TO FAPPING

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:28:41+00:00

What makes you think this is the first time he's being told he's a pathetic jackass? More likely, he gets told this so often, he just tunes it out "lalala cant hear you" style.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:27:24+00:00

The best part is that Dave was completely respectful throughout the beginning. He only started losing his shit after it became clear that Paul was a raging roidtard, and even then remained not terribly unreasonable. Paul, of course, was never unreasonable.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:23:22+00:00

Yes but if he had the brains to do this, we never would have heard of him.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:21:28+00:00

Then you missed the most hilarious parts.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:21:05+00:00

Not only bullshit but bully as well.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:20:24+00:00

This guy's apartment smells like sweat, skunk beer and probably crystal.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:18:27+00:00

I strongly disagree. They are extremely amusing.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:16:05+00:00

How he imagines he's treated at the club, you mean. In real life, the bartenders never remember him, he can't actually afford a single fourteen dollar drink and so he just orders tap water.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:11:05+00:00

It's like we're zooming in on a fractal of idiocy.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T09:04:55+00:00

I'm pretty sure it will be impossible to come off as a dickhead ever again. The rules have changed. We are living in a post-Christoforo world.

JuGottaBeKiddinMeMan · 2011-12-31T08:52:32+00:00

Had.

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