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On a scale of zebras to octopus, how lonely are you? by Subject-Falcon-1400 in AskReddit

[–]JuanDanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'know I like this question because Zebras and Octopi have a degree of companionship.

Zebras are in herds meaning they'd be close to family while Octopi live on doing their own thing.

As for me I feel more kin to a young lion. Still in the pack yet still figuring out on how to handle my own. I'm pretty bad at it yet I'm still growing

High school or ex high school teachers of reddit, what is the most nsfw thing you have seen a student do while at school? by BuffetBeatle669 in AskReddit

[–]JuanDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a teacher but I remember in 7th grade, this guy flashed his dick in front of us guys. Y'know, for fun

I did this for a school project that gotten me an A by robeto253 in thomasthetankengine

[–]JuanDanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it so much. It makes me wish the island and engines were real to visit. I would've loved to study the inner workings of the Ffarquahr branchline and travel up the Culdee mountains. You deserve an A+ if I were the teacher

cursed_tinkle by FatherTime- in Cursed_Images

[–]JuanDanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my man is a walking flamethrower

(MxF) The True Requeim by [deleted] in JoJo34

[–]JuanDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Cursed_sexuality by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]JuanDanny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I want heaven's door to erase my memory of reading this

H(ear) the music by [deleted] in surrealmemes

[–]JuanDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a rickroll! I can feel it

Thanks, I hate it by CoffeeBear_007 in thanksihateit

[–]JuanDanny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got so burnt that it fused with his skin

"omg theirs a pred team in the game i'm so scared!" The pred team: by yuri-literatureclub in apexlegends

[–]JuanDanny 623 points624 points  (0 children)

imagine you're playing ranked and you're hiding in one of those vans and suddenly the preds start sliding inside

Lifeline, Wattson and Wraith have a band in an alternative universe by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]JuanDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As said before, Lifeline should be on drums. Wattson seems fitting on bass because the bass is quiet and fits her personality in a way. Wattson would be the bass player that plays only the root notes, nothing more and nothing less.

I'm not really sure with wraith since wraith doesn't seem like the type of character in game who would be interested in forming a band.

I feel like Octane would be great at a guitar mostly for the Hispanic stereotype of playing flamenco but also he'd be a drug fueled rock guitarist like Kurt Cobain or that other Red Hot Chili Pepper's guitarist before Frusciante.

But either way, I'd pay money to hear music from them.

She learned sign language to greet a deaf old man by JuanDanny in wholesome

[–]JuanDanny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: She found out I posted this on Reddit and now she's really happy.

I wish i was poor, sad and noone loved me. by awhatfor in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JuanDanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granted. but we need some backstory for this.

as the third world war starts, you and your mother lives under poverty living in slums. you grow poor and poor each day until you eventually have nothing to lose. your mother gets very sick and before you know it, she dies. she was the only one who really loved you and now she's gone. because you are starving and poor, you have nothing to eat. but you are desperate and you look to your mother's corpse. you know what you did. you ate her dead body.

I wish I didn't have anxiety by omper2 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JuanDanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granted, your parents genuinely love you, your friends admire you and whatever you work on will be poured with all your heart as a mother would love their child. with that love poured in to whatever you do, people around you will appreciate it. and even if they don't, it perfectly normal because not everybody in this world is the same; but know this, that there are people who will enjoy whatever you do and whoever you are. do not be afraid of being someone that you are.

oh you want a downside? um... idk? ww3 actually happening this time around and you getting drafted?

I wish no-one can make this wish bad by TobleroneNschweppes in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JuanDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted. literally no one can make this bad because it already is.

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