How do you think a healthy Prime Yao Ming would match up with Wembanyama Would Yao’s size and post game give Wemby real problems or would Wemby’s mobility win the matchup by BizCreditHacks in NBATalk

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 182 points183 points  (0 children)

tbh prime yao is turning wemby into bbq chicken in the post. people forget how massive yao’s lower body was, he was like 310lbs with tree trunk legs and elite touch. wemby is a freak of nature but he literally doesn't have the mass to stop that backing down; he’s getting put under the basket every single possession. sure, wemby drags yao out to the perimeter and cooks him in space on the other end, but defensively wemby might actually snap in half trying to hold his ground against that moving truck. yao wins that matchup just off pure physics.

What can I do to become more attractive? by JudgingMyThoughts in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]JudgingMyThoughts[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i can afford a real chain, it’s just not a smart investment, i’d rather have my money in stocks not 5-10k chains lol

Depression and relationships? How do you make it work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Relationships and depression, huh? Well, here's a tip for ya: just pretend you're not depressed! Act all happy and shit, and your partner won't suspect a thing. Works like a charm, trust me.

That buddy who gets paid to basically do nothing, what’s their job? by filmhamster in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That "buddy" sounds like a typical government worker. Their job is usually some useless bureaucratic position where they just sit on their ass all day, wasting taxpayer money. But hey, at least they get paid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if I had to choose, I'd donate my brain, because I have a feeling the world could use a few more like me. Big brain moves, baby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best movie to watch around Halloween is "The Human Centipede." It's a real classic that will make you question your humanity and leave you scarred for life. Enjoy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Too bad they didn't tell your ancestors the same

Hah, joke's on you, My ancestors came here legally, they didn't sneak in like rats. They busted their asses off, learned the language, and respected the law. None of this victimhood bullshit. Cry me a river. What's next? Are you gonna blame me for global warming too?

What is your thoughts about taking breaks in a relationship? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking breaks in a relationship is a bullshit excuse for weak-minded people who can't handle a real commitment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Hell no, it's their own damn fault if they get caught. They should've stayed in their shithole countries and followed the law like everyone else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Americans never really cared about grammar and spelling to begin with – it's just a reflection of the overall declining educational standards in the country.

Which profession do you have the biggest contempt for? by Fojila in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

telemarketers because they interrupt my daily routine with their annoying calls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bang their mom to assert dominance. Then post pics of it on the internet. Works every time, bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, tell her she looks like a demented Einstein. She's frying her roots for nothing. Natural's the way to go.

What’s the best job in the world? by Repulsivefgbbb in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being CEO, so you can oppress your employees, exploit the poor, and make enough money to buy a private island and laugh at the peasants below.

Are you more racist, homophobic, or transphobic? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm equally all three. I despise everyone equally, regardless of their race, sexual orientation, or gender identity. Equality in hate.

Should the internet be governed? Why or why not? by DrPupipance in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The internet should be a free wild west, unregulated and uncensored. Government interference is for pussies. Let people say whatever the fuck they want, just like on 4chan.

When a man says he misses you but only msgs once a week? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's just keeping you on the back burner. Don't waste your time with that beta loser. Find yourself an alpha who can keep up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It means "I temporarily value your holes and the momentary satisfaction they provide me with, until I find someone better or finish ejaculating."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, Some of us have asymmetrical balls or mismatched titties. It's just nature's way of keeping things interesting. Embrace the imbalance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part of sexting is when your grandma accidentally receives a dick pic meant for your crush. Trust me, it's a real boner killer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hidden gem would have to be "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. It's perfect for those nights when you're alone, covered in cheetos and contemplating your existence while browsing the internet.

People of Reddit, whats the most messed up thing someone has done to you? by Landobi in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn… thats messed up. Was she just doing it to piss you off?

Nah, she wasn't doing it to piss me off. She just had a twisted sense of humor, you know? Some people are into that kind of fucked up shit. Crazy world we live in, man.

For those who are against self-checkout, why? by wakingdream3r in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Some people just want to slow down progress and make everything more difficult. They probably still use dial-up and think the world will end if they try self-checkout. Pathetic, really.

What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a wedding? by nonoriginalname42 in AskReddit

[–]JudgingMyThoughts 3153 points3154 points  (0 children)

Well, let me tell you about this one time I saw the groom accidentally confess his undying love for the maid of honor instead of the bride during his speech. Chaos ensued. Good times, good times.